Sign on the dotted line plz....

Hello! I'm from FedEx and I'm here to give you this delievery. Just sign on the bottom to receive your dad's package into your butt tonight! He's gonna come into your room naked and drunk tonight to make sure it gets delivered!

P.S. Your dad's got a pretty BIG package!

>>3
Ooohh nice guess but you're wrong. I'm >>1 but not >>2!!

Tell him what he's won Johnny!!

Johnny: Congratulations >>3 you've won a lifetime warranty of getting butt fucked until you bleed. This never expires and considering your dad's got a pretty big package, by the time you're 20 your asshole will be too wide for your dad's cock. Don't worry though because his friend has agreed to help put it in you too so now you get double cock-madness!!