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Name: Anonymous 2007-02-17 6:25

I was talking to someone online earlier, and she, being the masterful detective she is, had deduced that I am not a teenager, but rather a middle-aged pedophile trying to lure innocent children into my domain of evil! Try as I might, I could not convince her I'm not a rapist. Most absurd person I've talked to ever. Anyone else encountered any overly paranoid people like this on the internet?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-17 6:30

I bet her name was Veronica Mars.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-17 6:31

lol, some girl IMed me yesterday. the convo went something like this:

me: asl
her: 17/f/ca
me:o.. where at in ca?
her: why??
me: just wondering.... i might be moving there

*she doesnt say anything for like 10 mins*

me: so I can stalk you
me: jk
her: OMG YOU KNOW I CAN REPORT U TO THE FBI
me: chill out it was jk
her: NOT FUNNI MY FRIEND GOT RAPED
me: well atleast I didn't say i was going to rape you then, bitch
her: LEAVE ME ALONE *blocks me*

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