Masturbating behind bushes in the park

You shouldn't be masturbating behind the bushes in the park.  The park is public property, and is much yours as anyone else's.  You shouldn't have to hide yourself just because you are a masturbator.  Masturbate in comfort on a bench, or while you walk down the path to the lake where the ducks are.

USE A DUCK TO MASTURBATE

Stick an ink pen in your dick and beat it with a monkey wrench!

>>1
gtfo

>>4
OP here, thanks for the bump

masturbating while walking is rather difficult. but hey. whatever gets you of

You just have to get the rhythm down.