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The rules of the internet

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-15 23:05

Rule 1: The internet makes you stupid.
Rule 2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
Rule 3: If you are an idiot, you will be made fun of.
Rule 4: Nobody cares if you're tough in real life.
Rule 5: Anonymous does not forgive.
Rule 6: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Rule 7: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
Rule 8: It happened At least 100 years ago.
Rule 9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.
Rule 10: It needs more DESU.
Rule 11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
Rule 12: Lurk moar.
Rule 13: It never needed any more cowbell.
Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be drama.
Rule 15: If a camwhore posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must GTFO.
Rule 16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
Rule 17: Pool's closed due to AIDS.
Rule 18: If someone is better than you, they are hacking.
Rule 19: Lens Flare makes masterpieces.
Rule 20: You're doing it wrong.
Rule 21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, she is not real.
Rule 22: Long stories are copypasta.
Rule 23: Long stories are never read, at any rate.
Rule 24: Pics or it never happened.
Rule 25: Everyone sees what you did there.
Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
Rule 27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
Rule 28: It's awwriiigghht.
Rule 29: Do a barrel roll.
Rule 30: Everyone is gay for Bridget.
Rule 31: The internet is for porn.
Rule 32: Everything is a fetish. No exceptions.
Rule 33: It's a trap.
Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34.
Rule 36: Bringing up Nazis is insta fail.
Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....ever .
Rule 38: A cat is fine too.
Rule 39: One cat leads to another.
Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you fap.
Rule 41: Saturday is Caturday.
Rule 42: It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
Rule 43: Someone would fap to it.
Rule 44: Snape killed Dumbledore.
Rule 45: All lasers must be charged before shooping da whoop.
Rule 46: Nagas stole your bike.
Rule 47: It will always need moar sauce.
Rule 48: Anything can be a meme.
Rule 49: You need E-degrees in E-lawery and E-psychology to be an internet badass.
Rule 50: THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSIN

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-27 16:25

>>200
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-29 1:31

>>201
Nigger.

Name: I dont give a fuck 2012-06-07 17:54

This is the nerdiest thing I've ever seen on my life. no wonder why you don't have a girlfriend trololololol

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 20:08

I remember when SA was relevant. My grandkids think I'm delusional, though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 15:38

>>204
Nigger.

Name: Urmomyblowme 2012-06-28 23:30

Filho da puta =)

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-29 1:44

Rule 404: Always pay for software from company's like $icrosoft becouase it advances software and it pays people for making it.  Never use donations as if its not mandatory it breaks principles.

Name: kanra 2012-07-02 23:47

zombie death cows are the way to salvation!

Name: Anymice 2012-07-03 14:39

Rule 34? How about spiderman screwing lady gaga on the titanic while it's sinking with an erupting volcano in the background

Name: TheHaTeR 2012-07-08 18:54

See rule 34
If it exists, there will be slash of it

Name: Name: 2012-07-14 14:05

FAGGOTS

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 19:39

>>1
Rule 11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
lolinux

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-16 18:00

I'm making fucking history by posting in this thread.

>Anonymous is dead

Name: Trollchan 2012-07-17 5:27

Hmm.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 5:33

Inb4 world ends in 2012.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 6:21

Name: anon 2012-07-30 6:36

rule 51: thats what she said
rule 69: *pukes*

Name: trollzor 2012-08-08 23:59

the consequences will never  be the same once you are backtracked for trolling. no exceptions.

Name: jo mom 2012-08-12 23:41

ass. that is all...

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-20 22:02

I FOUND AN EXEPCTION FOR RULE 34!!!!

Name: Tokiko 2012-08-21 2:35

check im

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 12:17

Cant believe this is still going... Op was definitely a faggot

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-27 19:00

>>223 def

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-08-29 12:06

Am ed de road - wul rabbit more ternite and 'opefully wul 'uv some sound as a pound tips fe yous...

Name: Special Agent Hansen 2012-08-29 14:56

This thread has been reported to the Cyber Police for serious penalties against the Internets laws.

Y'all dun goof'd



Also, is dis loli?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-01 16:26

VOTE RAMNEY ROMNEY DON'T VOTE BAMY OBAMY OBAMAHA OBAMA

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 16:30

Ermagerd

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 16:40

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-29 18:50

>>229
Do you live in some deluded world or something! you been found out give it up, son!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 9:32

Rule 2: If it's funny, it's copypasta. Especially on 4ch and SA.

I find that to be more accurate.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-01 16:43

>>232
At one moment copypasta is OC. If neither SA nor 4ch wrote it, THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-10-01 17:49

>>233
ET

Name: Anne O. Nimoy-Hughes 2012-10-21 7:06

Rule #35a.§1: The True Exception to Rule #34 (which is a mental construct) can never be written, typed or spoken out loud or the universe will be divided by zero. See rule #3 prior to breaking this rule.

Additional rules may apply, if considered relevant.

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-10-21 18:00

What about Captain Rainbow? Was he too colorful?

Name: Boob 2012-10-27 23:04

If the internet makes you stupid, then doesnt every get made fun of? 0_o

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 23:05

everyone*

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-28 7:49

everynyan*

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