Rule 1: The internet makes you stupid.
Rule 2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
Rule 3: If you are an idiot, you will be made fun of.
Rule 4: Nobody cares if you're tough in real life.
Rule 5: Anonymous does not forgive.
Rule 6: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Rule 7: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
Rule 8: It happened At least 100 years ago.
Rule 9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.
Rule 10: It needs more DESU.
Rule 11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
Rule 12: Lurk moar.
Rule 13: It never needed any more cowbell.
Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be drama.
Rule 15: If a camwhore posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must GTFO.
Rule 16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
Rule 17: Pool's closed due to AIDS.
Rule 18: If someone is better than you, they are hacking.
Rule 19: Lens Flare makes masterpieces.
Rule 20: You're doing it wrong.
Rule 21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, she is not real.
Rule 22: Long stories are copypasta.
Rule 23: Long stories are never read, at any rate.
Rule 24: Pics or it never happened.
Rule 25: Everyone sees what you did there.
Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
Rule 27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
Rule 28: It's awwriiigghht.
Rule 29: Do a barrel roll.
Rule 30: Everyone is gay for Bridget.
Rule 31: The internet is for porn.
Rule 32: Everything is a fetish. No exceptions.
Rule 33: It's a trap.
Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34.
Rule 36: Bringing up Nazis is insta fail.
Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....ever .
Rule 38: A cat is fine too.
Rule 39: One cat leads to another.
Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you fap.
Rule 41: Saturday is Caturday.
Rule 42: It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
Rule 43: Someone would fap to it.
Rule 44: Snape killed Dumbledore.
Rule 45: All lasers must be charged before shooping da whoop.
Rule 46: Nagas stole your bike.
Rule 47: It will always need moar sauce.
Rule 48: Anything can be a meme.
Rule 49: You need E-degrees in E-lawery and E-psychology to be an internet badass.
Rule 50: THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSIN
Name:
Anonymous2012-01-14 13:19
>67 <44 >r5 ><44 >> (<>)
Name:
Anonymous2012-01-14 23:07
I like looking at dicks and touching dicks
I also like sucking my own dick
I'm not gay though
Rule 1: The internet makes you a dipshit.
Rule 2: If it's shitty, it came from your butthole.
Rule 3: If you are an idiot, you will be crushed into a fine powder.
Rule 4: Nobody cares if you hate AF in real life.
Rule 5: Anonymous does not give 1 million flying fucks.
Rule 6: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR ANGRY NERD!!!!
Rule 7: If it exists, you can shit on it.
Rule 8: It happened after you died.
Rule 9: Real fat boys will do it for 500 dollars.
Rule 10: It needs more DICK.
Rule 11: You will puke from downloading 4chan pornography.
Rule 12: Lurk never.
Rule 13: It never needed any more RedCream or 4CT.
Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be dipshits.
Rule 15: If a fakeshit posts, man tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said fakeshit must GTFO.
Rule 16: You must enjoy RC's AIDS.
Rule 17: Pool's closed due to CowShit.
Rule 18: If someone is better than you, they are RC and 4CT.
Rule 19: Lens Flare doesn't make up for shitty Hollywood movies.
Rule 20: You're fucking it up.
Rule 21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, blame DonkeyBalls.
Rule 22: Long stories are just bullshit.
Rule 23: Long stories are never read, only used to wipe your ass with.
Rule 24: Pics or I fucking kill you.
Rule 25: Everyone sees what RC did not.
Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "Who is Moot?".
Rule 27: Loli haets douches. No exceptions.
Rule 28: Another stupid meme.
Rule 29: *sigh* Yet another stupid meme.
Rule 30: Everyone is gay for CowShit.
Rule 31: The internet is for more stupid memes.
Rule 32: Everything is a meme. No exceptions.
Rule 33: It's a piece of shit.
Rule 34: If it exists there is shit of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is Hitler's citation of Rule 34.
Rule 36: Bringing up Jews is insta fail.
Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....only RC's cd'ing fetish .
Rule 38: A cat is smarter than you.
Rule 39: One cat leads to your anus.
Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you shit.
Rule 41: Saturday is Shiturday.
Rule 42: It is delicious cake. Don't shit on it.
Rule 43: Someone would fap to RC.
Rule 44: Snape fucked Dumbledore.
Rule 45: All lasers must be charged before shitting yo pants.
Rule 46: Nagas stole your dick.
Rule 47: It will always need moar shit.
Rule 48: Anything can be a meme (no dur).
Rule 49: You need E-degrees in E-lawery and E-psychology to be nothing but shit, still.
Rule 50: THE INTERNET IS FOR ANGRY NERDS!!!!!
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Anonymous2012-02-24 22:13
Rule 1: The niggers makes you stupid.
Rule 2: If it's nigger, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
Rule 3: If you are a nigger, you will be made fun of.
Rule 4: Nobody cares if you're a nigger in real life.
Rule 5: Nigger does not forgive.
Rule 6: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR NIGGER.
Rule 7: If it exists, a nigger can loot it somewhere.
Rule 8: It happened At least 100 years ago.
Rule 9: Nigger will do it for 500 dollars.
Rule 10: It needs less NIGGER.
Rule 11: You will get niggers from downloading pornography.
Rule 12: Nig moar.
Rule 13: It never needed any more niggers.
Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be niggers.
Rule 15: If a niggers posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said nigger must GTFO.
Rule 16: You must enjoy being a nigger.
Rule 17: Pool's closed due to niggers.
Rule 18: If someone is dirtier than you, they are niggers.
Rule 19: Lens Flare makes nigger.
Rule 20: You're doing it wrongm nigger.
Rule 21: If your nigger ends in .jpg, he is not real.
Rule 22: Long niggers are copypasta.
Rule 23: Long niggers are never read, at any rate.
Rule 24: Pics or it never happened.
Rule 25: Every nigger sees what you did there.
Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is nigger?".
Rule 27: Loli haets nigger. No exceptions.
Rule 28: It's awwriiigghht.
Rule 29: Do a nigger roll.
Rule 30: Everyone is gay for Nigger.
Rule 31: The internet is for niggers.
Rule 32: Everything is a nigger. No exceptions.
Rule 33: It's a nigger.
Rule 34: If it exists there is nigger of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34.
Rule 36: Bringing up Niggers is insta fail.
Rule 37: There are no niggers on the internet....ever .
Rule 38: A nigger is fine too.
Rule 39: One nigger leads to another.
Rule 40: Ceiling nigger is watching you fap.
Rule 41: Saturday is Niggerday.
Rule 42: It is delicious nigger. You must eat it.
Rule 43: Nigger would fap to it.
Rule 44: Nigger killed Dumbledore.
Rule 45: All niggers must be charged before shooping da whoop.
Rule 46: Nagas stole your bike.
Rule 47: It will always need moar nigger.
Rule 48: Anything can be a nigger.
Rule 49: You need E-degrees in E-lawery and E-psychology to be an internet n.igger
Rule 50: THE NIGGER IS SERIOUS BUSIN
U all have no life this shit is fuckin dumb as hell GET A FUCKIN LIFE U LAMES
Name:
Anonymous2012-04-18 17:36
>Rule 9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.
Damn that's an expensive hooker
Name:
sRulesRecap2012-04-18 18:03
Rule 1: The internet makes you a dipshit.
Rule 2: If it's shitty, it came from your butthole.
Rule 3: If you are an idiot, you will be crushed into a fine powder.
Rule 4: Nobody cares if you hate AF in real life.
Rule 5: Anonymous does not give 1 million flying fucks.
Rule 6: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR ANGRY NERD!!!!
Rule 7: If it exists, you can shit on it.
Rule 8: It happened after you died.
Rule 9: Real fat boys will do it for 500 dollars.
Rule 10: It needs more DICK.
Rule 11: You will puke from downloading 4chan pornography.
Rule 12: Lurk never.
Rule 13: It never needed any more RedCream or 4CT.
Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be dipshits.
Rule 15: If a fakeshit posts, man tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said fakeshit must GTFO.
Rule 16: You must enjoy RC's AIDS.
Rule 17: Pool's closed due to CowShit.
Rule 18: If someone is better than you, they are RC and 4CT.
Rule 19: Lens Flare doesn't make up for shitty Hollywood movies.
Rule 20: You're fucking it up.
Rule 21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, blame DonkeyBalls.
Rule 22: Long stories are just bullshit.
Rule 23: Long stories are never read, only used to wipe your ass with.
Rule 24: Pics or I fucking kill you.
Rule 25: Everyone sees what RC did not.
Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "Who is Moot?".
Rule 27: Loli haets douches. No exceptions.
Rule 28: Another stupid meme.
Rule 29: *sigh* Yet another stupid meme.
Rule 30: Everyone is gay for CowShit.
Rule 31: The internet is for more stupid memes.
Rule 32: Everything is a meme. No exceptions.
Rule 33: It's a piece of shit.
Rule 34: If it exists there is shit of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is Hitler's citation of Rule 34.
Rule 36: Bringing up Jews is insta fail.
Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....only RC's cd'ing fetish .
Rule 38: A cat is smarter than you.
Rule 39: One cat leads to your anus.
Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you shit.
Rule 41: Saturday is Shiturday.
Rule 42: It is delicious cake. Don't shit on it.
Rule 43: Someone would fap to RC.
Rule 44: Snape fucked Dumbledore.
Rule 45: All lasers must be charged before shitting yo pants.
Rule 46: Nagas stole your dick.
Rule 47: It will always need moar shit.
Rule 48: Anything can be a meme (no dur).
Rule 49: You need E-degrees in E-lawery and E-psychology to be nothing but shit, still.
Rule 50: THE INTERNET IS FOR ANGRY NERDS!!!!!
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Rule 29: SFBE is a retard
Rule 30: SFBE is a retard
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NewSFBE2012-04-18 18:11
>>185 Ikr? That's why I have my retaliation right here: >>187
UPDATED :
Rule 1: The internet makes you antisocial
Rule 2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
Rule 3: If you are an idiot, people will make a meme about it
Rule 4: Nobody cares if you're tough IN Skyrim, COD or anyother MMORPG.
Rule 5: Anonymous has become the cancer, infested with hipster faggots.
Rule 6: girls, newbies and the mentally unstable insist on pressing and using CAPS LOCK for their entire forum post
Rule 7: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
Rule 8: It happened At least 900 years ago.
Rule 9: Girls will do it for an ipod, iphone, ipad, alcohol, pot, cocaine, heroin, xbox, ps3, ect
Rule 10: It needs more DESU.
Rule 11: You will get viruses from sluts.
Rule 12: Lurk moar/Fuck off entierly
Rule 13: Neededs more cowbell!
Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be drama.
Rule 15: If a camwhore posts, tits and TIME STAMP! must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must GTFO.
Rule 16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
Rule 17: Pool's closed due to AIDS.
Rule 18: If someone is better than you, you are a fucking idiot
Rule 19: In Photoshop anything is possible
Rule 20: You're doing it wrong, No really, you're doing it wrong. Stop!
Rule 21: If you're having an online relationship with a girl you have never met, its not real neither is she
Rule 22: Long stories are copypasta.
Rule 23: Long stories are never read, at any rate.
Rule 24: Pics or it never happened, pics and it still might have never happened
Rule 25: Not everyone sees what you did there, some people are really fucking stupid
Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
Rule 27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
Rule 28: It's never going to be awwriiigghht ever again
Rule 29: Do a barrel roll.
Rule 30: Only faggots are gay for Bridget
Rule 31: The internet is for porn.
Rule 32: Everything is a fetish. No exceptions.
Rule 33: It's a trap or maybe just a faggot wearing his mothers pantyhoes.
Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34.
Rule 36: Bringing up Niggers or Jews is insta fail.
Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....ever .
Rule 38: A cat is fine too.
Rule 39: One cat leads to a stinky litter box.
Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you fap.
Rule 41: Saturday is Caturday.
Rule 42: The cake is a lie.
Rule 43: Someone would fap to it.
Rule 44: Zimmerman Killed Trayvon.
Rule 45: All lasers must be charged before shooping da whoop.
Rule 46: Nagas stole your bike.
Rule 47: It will always need moar sauce.
Rule 48: Anything can be a meme.
Rule 49: Internet badasses are just angry beta faggots that get their ass beat irl
Rule 50: THE INTERNET IS A FUCKING JOKE
>>198
iam 20 yr old no n virgin and still bitter at girls because theyy never dominate me :(
i hate it when they suck my dick and shit, total turn off, i want
Name:
Anonymous2012-05-25 3:17
>>198
Put your pants back on, you fuckin' weirdo. Does your craving for unviolated butthole know no abatement?