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The rules of the internet

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-15 23:05

Rule 1: The internet makes you stupid.
Rule 2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
Rule 3: If you are an idiot, you will be made fun of.
Rule 4: Nobody cares if you're tough in real life.
Rule 5: Anonymous does not forgive.
Rule 6: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Rule 7: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
Rule 8: It happened At least 100 years ago.
Rule 9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.
Rule 10: It needs more DESU.
Rule 11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
Rule 12: Lurk moar.
Rule 13: It never needed any more cowbell.
Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be drama.
Rule 15: If a camwhore posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must GTFO.
Rule 16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
Rule 17: Pool's closed due to AIDS.
Rule 18: If someone is better than you, they are hacking.
Rule 19: Lens Flare makes masterpieces.
Rule 20: You're doing it wrong.
Rule 21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, she is not real.
Rule 22: Long stories are copypasta.
Rule 23: Long stories are never read, at any rate.
Rule 24: Pics or it never happened.
Rule 25: Everyone sees what you did there.
Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
Rule 27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
Rule 28: It's awwriiigghht.
Rule 29: Do a barrel roll.
Rule 30: Everyone is gay for Bridget.
Rule 31: The internet is for porn.
Rule 32: Everything is a fetish. No exceptions.
Rule 33: It's a trap.
Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34.
Rule 36: Bringing up Nazis is insta fail.
Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....ever .
Rule 38: A cat is fine too.
Rule 39: One cat leads to another.
Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you fap.
Rule 41: Saturday is Caturday.
Rule 42: It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
Rule 43: Someone would fap to it.
Rule 44: Snape killed Dumbledore.
Rule 45: All lasers must be charged before shooping da whoop.
Rule 46: Nagas stole your bike.
Rule 47: It will always need moar sauce.
Rule 48: Anything can be a meme.
Rule 49: You need E-degrees in E-lawery and E-psychology to be an internet badass.
Rule 50: THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSIN

Name: the newb 2007-02-15 23:35

I needed to catch up on my rules... now. what does "ITT" mean? 

- the newb

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-15 23:40

In This T-Mobile Fave 5

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-15 23:49

The most important rule is: If the post contains more than two lines of text it's TL;DR.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-16 0:22

well, this was long but i read it anyway even though it went against RULE 23

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-16 0:33

where r the mudkipz

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-16 2:14

You forget this rule.

Rule 20. You must shoop da woop.

*And the crowd sighs at the lame joke*

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-16 4:06

>>7
Shoop da woop has never been funny.

Also, those rules suck. Some of them are correct, but others aren't at all.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 22:37

Bump.

Name: anonymous 2010-04-25 21:10

O'doyle rules!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 21:19

The internet makes you stupid.
funny[...]Something Awful

Something fishy's going on in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-12 2:19

the exception of rule 34 isn't rosie odonnel?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 16:47

these aren't the rules. stop making them up to look "cool"

Name: cool 2010-08-23 18:19

jew forgat rule 8: dont fuck with cats or we'll find u

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 18:48

>>11
SA was funny way back in the day.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 23:38

>>15
It fine until the tranny patrol gets you.  God damn it, I have to make fun of trannies.  Don't take that away from me.

Name: VIPPER 2010-08-24 13:41

this reminds me of the good old times when i was a /b/tard.

my life sucked even more back then it does now and that means something.
but if it werent for /b/, i would never have seen world4ch.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-31 5:12

>>17
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Faggot.

Name: VIPPER 2010-08-31 15:34

>>19
NO!

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-01 3:34

>>19
Hi Kimmo!

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-03 11:14

Check out these doubles!

Name: VIPPER 2010-09-03 12:03

Is this thread bad?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-03 13:32

>>23
If you have to ask, you'll never know ...

Name: VIPPER 2010-09-03 15:43

>>24
Thats why i ask, so i know.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 16:51

>>25
It's pretty obvious that it is bad.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 16:27

this is lies. lies and more lies

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 20:12

inb4 faggots

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 20:59

inb4 5 year old thread

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 21:13

>>27
Way to bump a five year old thread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 23:39

>>1
4chan takes credit for memes it had nothing to do with.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 14:27

>>29
inb4
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 16:59

>>32
HEY!
what about >>28 ?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-09 1:33

tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-09 13:45

>>33
I think it was a pretty accurate prediction, considering >>32's post.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 17:43

NIGGERS

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-14 17:52

Thanks bumper, keep bumping at this rate and in the year 2128 people will be able to see how internet was back in 2007.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 22:44

>>37
What is love?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 23:09

>>38
Got to do with it?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 23:26

>>39
What's love but a sucking candy motion?

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