Only in America

ONLY IN AMERICA
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House.

>>5
Your rebutal sounded stupid because it came from a stupid person it's as simple as that. But when a stupid person says something stupid and KNOWS that it's stupid well that's just plain retarded. You can't just throw out some 'PWN3D' and some half assed thoughts that you came up while laying in bed trying to think of anything to shut out the screams of the mailman fucking your mom to pieces and expect to convince anyone. Though I find it oddly disturbing you think of me when the mailman is in there fucking your mom.....

Anyways, I'll just leave you with this. Don't be a grammar nazi, not just 1 American decided to invade the Middle East and many didn't even want to, tupac pwns, and you're retarded. I didn't think you would take my pizza places are closer to suburbs too literally but you did and that was my mistake. So go ahead gloat and gleam because this is the only situation in your life when you will be right about anything. Enjoy it while you can because what follows if a lifetime of "I'm calling the cops" "I'm getting a restraining order" "I want a divorce" "You're fired" and "I'm sorry son....it seems you have E.D.".