9 Things i hate about everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

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1. Are you fucking dense? It's just body language for fuck's sake. It's assholes like you who care more about stupid bullshit than real problems who are dragging the world down.

2. Stupid. Remote controls are an expensive piece of hardware and it is worth knowing where they are. Also people like to flick through channels and getting up every time is pointless if there is a remote somewhere.

3. And if they said "oh you just want your cake" it'd make less sense. I find it funny that you either under analyse or over analyse everything like you have split personalities between a neurotic and a sociopath.

4. When you look for something you draw up a list of places to look in your head and decide which to search first through to last. It is this last search zone in your mind before you begin the search that people are referring to. You are too stupid to realise this and a lot of other things, just admit this and shut the fuck up, you'll be happier that way.

5. No one ever says that anymore, this isn't the 80s. What kind of stupid ass fantasy world do you live in?

6. You do have a choice, yes or no. Quit whining.

7. It is a new product with improved performance. Fill in the blanks retard, it was a 3 word slogan, they weren't going to write an essay for you to cover every single possible definition of the terms "new" and "improved".

8. You can imagine something lasting longer, a feat of intelligence it seems you are incapable of.

9. Different buses go to the same stops dumb shit. They were probably asking you if they missed their bus. I bet you acted like a rude asshole in the belief that the person who politely asked you the question is an idiot when little did you know that you were the only retard there.