Mall

So, /lounge. I was at the mall last night and I was just about to leave but my confidence was a little low so I decided to pwn some noobs at DDR. I went over to the shitty mall arcade and, as I suspected some bitches were trying to play the game. Laughing and giggling or whatever the fuck they were doing. I shoved one of them off and cracked her head on one of the TimeSplitters light gun and started bleeding like a crybaby.

Anyway, I obviously picked the hardest song and wasn't even watching the screen since I had the steps memorized instead I was laughing my ass off at the stupid whore next to me fumbling about trying to match my obvious superiority. It was just foul.

So I finished up and left the mall, my confidence restored and my superiority over the DDR noobs confirmed. All in all it was a pretty good night.

Even I'm not that much of a loser.

Congratulations, Sir Failalot.

I can't dance and even I'm not that much of a failure.