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I pose a question

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-08 3:46

Why do fat people think it's easier to attempt to gain social acceptance and approval when it would be a hell-of-a-lot easier to work out once in a while and eatless?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-08 3:54

Never quite figured that one out either. It's like:

See vending machine
Think about being overweight
Buy chips and candy bars anyways

Or this hilarious woman I saw on TV the other day. "When the doctor told me I was thiis close to having a heart attack, that was the real turning point for me." You know, as if reaching 450 pounds wasn't a large enough sign that your health is in danger or anything.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-08 4:14

I remember seeing this guy on jerry springer or something. He weighed about 80 stone. How is it even possible to get that fat? Surely when you reach, say, 50 stone, you should stop and seriously think.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-08 4:22

LOL fat

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-08 4:23

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Dear god, 700 pounds? Or is my conversion thing wrong about what 50 stone means? I thought you'd stop at 300. Anyone who's that heavy is into the serious risk zone.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-08 5:01

Fat people fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-08 22:54

Why,some 600 pound fatass has been ruling the bottom class american newspaper front pages for a year now.Oh,and here's the American newspaper scale in case you don't know.

1st:Intelligent
2nd:Working class
3rd:Average Bachelor
4rd:80s couch potato dad
5th:Dipfuck kid reading a newspaper when he's too young to understand it
6th:Idiot class
7th:See 8 for answer
8th:See 7 for answer

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 0:26

Do British bathroom scales have tick marks for stones instead of pounds?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 3:26

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No, they actually have large machines with carefully measured stones that each weigh 6.35029318 kilograms.

What you do is take a stone from the machine and place it in the holder that you stand in front of. You keep adding them until the bar that looks much like a ruler starts leaning to the right of the little pointer thing in the middle, meaning it's now heavier than you. Then you look closely at the marked points and read to see how much of a stone the difference is. Or you can just round up or down. Usually women round down, of course.

Name: RYAN 2007-02-09 3:28

IM NOT FAT!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 4:01

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The exclamation points prove it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 4:09

LOL fat

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 4:11

I AM NOT FUCKING FAT. STFU./

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 9:40

Go eat a child, fatty.

I love to listen to fat people bitch about how nobody likes them, and how big is beautiful.

In the same way a walrus is, tub-o-luv.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 9:44

You guys are sickly skeletons, real men eat til they fall sleep.

http://www.fantasyfeeder.com/cms/forum/viewthread.php?forum_id=1&thread_id=2685

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 16:21

>>15
I eat until I fall asleep too, but I don't gain weight like those whale-men.

>>14
I just love that. "Big is beautiful! Really! Even though nobody but fat people agrees with that, it's still true!!!"

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 16:24

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I FUCK YO BITCH ASSES UP

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 23:10

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YOU ALREADY BEEN FUCKED BY ME,BITCH.

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