♥The Happy Story♥ ^^ Of no end!

Once upon a time there was Timmy:
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But under that smile Timmy was sad.
Then, one day, Timmy met Omar.
☺---> ☻
It was love at first sight.
☺♥☻
They had sex:
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They got married in Massachusetts. Uneducated but hard-working, Timmy became a dedicated "housewife" while Omar ran for politics because of his Harvard degree and five PhDs.
| ☺ |  ☻<Yo stay in da house, white boy.
But through time Timmy became sad:
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Then sadder...
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...and sadder...
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Till one day he decided to leave Omar.
|  | ☺<i goes back 2 alabahma
But for poor old Timmy, the world would be harsh:
☺<i has no monies and plase 2 stay
He resorted to begging on the streets:
☺<please Sir, give me some monies
☻<I still remember the hundreds of years of slavery and subjucation of Black people by the white devils. Therefore you get nothing, white scum!
The Black man kicked Timmy who deserved it.
☺<i am scum and inferior
Meanwhile, Omar noticed Timmy was missing:
☻<Where is mah watermelon soufflé?
He decided to search for Timmy.
☻<Heeere chicky chicky chicky I have sum Yorkshire Pudding and a chocolate-crusted Bible
But Timmy was nowhere to be found.
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Omar cried to no avail. Timmy was gone, forever.
But where was Timmy then?
I do not know.
We lost track of him.
However, now it is up to you to decide what might happen next.
That is the only way to get Timmy back.

Omar Died due to AIDS.
Timmy Died due to AIDS.

THE END.

Timmy lives life scrounging through the bins of restaurants and houses. He slept in boxs, abandoned houses and stores, anywhere he could find. It was horrible for him.
Eventually, an well known and wealthy music producer found him. Timmy begged for spare change, not knowing the man. The man said he would give him money, but he had to sing.
So, Timmy sang his heart out, and he was GOOD!
The man gave Timmy the money he promised him and applauded.
"Would you like to become a star, son? I can make it happen! Your talent shouldn't be wasted out here on the streets!"
The man held out his hand. Timmy smiled and took the man's hand, and was whisked off into a world of music, magic and MONEY!
One day, Omar turned on the TV, and there was Timmy, in his latest music video.
What happened next is up to YOU!

>>2 YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE ENDING, BITCH!

>>1 THIS THREAD ITS MADE OF GOD AND WIN

HELLO LOUGE ITS ME LAVEIRGN. PERHAPS YOU MAY RECOGNISE ME FROM MY HIT SITCOM LAVEIRGN AND SHIRLY. I JUST GOT FINISED SHOUVELING A PRODIGIOUS LOAD OF MY SHE-SPERM OUT OF SHIRLYS CAVERNCUNT WHEN I GOT A STRANGE YEARNING TO BROWSE THE INTERN--OH FUCK

RACHEL, IS THAT YOU. I HAVENT SEEN YOUR SPERM-ENCRUSTED JOWELS SINCE YOU WERE FIRED FROM THE SHOW FOR TAKING TALL ORDERS OUT THE WINDOW OF YOUR TRAILER. GLAD TO SEE YOURE STILL IN BUISNESS YOU WHORE. MAYBE YOU WILL STOP BY LATER SHIRLY WILL FIX US SOME DELICIOUS SOUFFLES

GO TO HELL BITCH

Fail.

age lol ^_^

lol, too good.
Sex is good...

>>3

It was the video for 867-5309, so Omar decided to try calling the number, even though it was Jenny's number. She seemed to know Timmy now in the song, so he figured she might have some information on the situation.

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