we r but men

im actuly female but those wrds wer like in mah hed... i stard this thread to like express mah views on me.. like thers alota self discovery to b made n like this is sumfin that may help.. i dunno.. like ppl that read dis, pfft i shudnt care what they aka u thinx ther4 i'll skip d thought... ummm ok.. so now to like start thinking thru typing.. yeah..

ummm well i could rite a bit about mahself but then like ppl wud think im like makin dis site a dating service or sumfin.. better, i cud like write how i think.. i type like i tlk n no i m not a retard ok like ppl like joke aroun n call me a tard but like and like a can take it u kno coz its a joke but like evry1 i kno has sed it to me at least once.. and like i kno ppl on here so like if ppl like kno me n read dis n like omg.. fuk dat man like wath the hell u's r like arent even my close friends or nufin.. shit homewrk, best get startd or sumfin i dunno.. wat the hell...

wut

I am not But men
I am BATMAN

asl

but...what IS a man?

That is fukked up.

Articulation is key to an intelligent conversation.

bix noodle

Sucking my dick is your only career move >>7

>>9
The only living thing that'd give you head is your dog, and even then it's only when you slather peanut butter all over your (tiny) shaft. Don't deny it, you fail in every aspect of life. Kill yourself.

>>10
I think your Just jealous becuase i have a dick :)

>>11
Yeah, sure. Everyone has penis envy, Mr. Freud.

>>12
Sure they do. If you're a girl you alays envy the penis of the man your worst enemy and/or best friend has but you only wish you had.
And if you're a guy there's always a bigger penis than yours. I mean, even I can't measure up to the Guinness World Record's 11 inch :(

>>13
So you want to suk  my penis, is that what your saying. gtfo fag bitch

>>14
Oh yeah, I forgot about gays. And the letter W, apparently.

Gays love penis. Just like we real men love breasts. We always envy the better/bigger ones, so naturally a gay man must envy the better dick.

That is As retarded as any other statements you produce on 4 chan!/>>15

>>16
What? It's just simple logic.

>>13
The record is about 15", not 11.

uyfgyguygku

>>18
Damn... I'm just over half that much. I can hardly imagine having a 15 inch schlong.