I need a plan, 4chan

Today, there were some people that really pissed me off.  These contractor bastards cut down the majority of this tree that stands in my yard, which basically protects my (shitty, ugly, dirty) house from the gaping and glares of the people across the ditch (which is part of a community park where rich snobby assholes reside).  They even admitted themselves that they could not do this without permisson.

Now, I need a plan.  What can I do to fuck up their little project (which is dredging the ditch to make it deeper or some superfluous shit)?  I am under 18 though so I can't buy things that explode.

Sue them. Sue the fucking company. Much more legal, you won't get in trouble, and you'll get them in trouble as well as getting your ass rich.
Try to get them admitting that they shouldn't do it on tape.

drop bags of seeds of the motherfuckingest weeds known to man all over the properties

>>3
lol plant warfare

If you're under 18 you shouldn't be here.

ARE THEY USING A LARGE MACHINE? TO TEAR OUT THESE TREES. IF SO..
THE SOLUTION WOULD BE TO ADD SUGER IN THE FUEL TANK.

>>6
You're the Caps Lock Douche, aren't you?  Douche.

YOU MUST BE THE DOUCHE. DO ME A FAVOUR. GO CLEAN YOUR PUSSY OR SOMETHING- DOUCHE IS GETTING RETARDED. JUST LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO CHOOSE TO USE THIS UNWORTHY BASHING... LERN TO BASH CORRECTLY AND MEANINGFUL.

>>8
Learn to type, douche.

Your hurting my feelings.. brb im going to masterbate on your pretty mothers face that she sucks homeless people with >>9

OK, not all caps.  That's much easier on the eyes and is a pleasure to read, thanks.

YOUR NOT WORTH MY BASHING. I ONLY BASH WITH THOSE WHO KNOW HOW TO BASH.

>>12
I take it back, you suck, douchebag.

i suck.. boobs. pussy. and face and other.

kiiiiiiiil youuuurseeeellff

Shoot those beaners.

>>5

Oh, please.  Don't start with that bullshit.

Thanks for the suggestions.  I think I'm going with plant warfare.

>>1
The key to your argument is that the tree stood in your yard (assuming your claim is actually true). You have every right to take legal action against the contractors as well as the property owners. If you're 100% right, and threaten to sue them, then they'll probably settle without you having to go through the process of actually getting a lawyer.

Also, assuming they're planning on building something, you should check your city's laws in regards to getting permission to develop. If your city requires them to get permission from other neighbors to do so, you could always threaten them with this fact (this is also assuming you never gave them any form of permission). You could essentially force them to cancel development if you can prove they circumvented any rules of this sort.

And of course, you can get some money from them, which you can use to fix up your "shitty, ugly, dirty" house, as you say.

>>3
It's actually against the law to plant certain kinds of weeds (depending on the state you live in). Trust me, I came up with this idea once for playing a joke on someone and already did the research. I found this out while looking for people who sell weed seeds.

>>1
One more thing, since you're under 18, assuming you aren't the owner of your house, and your parents are, then you should probably get your parents to do the talking.

>>1
Plant a heap of new trees, which will grow to twice the size.

I'm offended that people under 18 post here. Their utter ignorance (>>7, >>9, >>11) burns.

Don't do anything. Haven't you read the Hitchhiker's Trilogy? People these days.

>>21
What the fuck, you put the wrong numbers.  It's right and proper to curse out the fucking Caps Lock douchebags.  Do they post with Apple II computers for Christ sake?