Greetings from 2141

Hello, everyone. I am Jorg Eriksson, and I am among the first to be selected to try out our new time machine.

I would ask but one question. What year is it? Have we colonized Mars yet? Okay, make that two questions. If anyone could tell me, it would me most appreciated.

Thank you.

- Jorg

The year is 2843

Hah!  This is so false!

If you really mastered time surfing your computer would tell you. 

Duh.