Name: VIPPER 2007-02-05 20:10
B.BITCHES
A b.bitch thinks we're attracted to them because they think /b/ is the collection of the entirety of the userbase of 4chan, sure maybe the imageboards but world4ch is a different place, the regulars usually have been here for years and fuck all about goes on in /b/ ever since then, oh look photoshops, awesome let me go get tenbux and register myself as a shitty tool. Not only that, but if you say you come from /b/ all it sounds like to me is that you came from fucking gaia or some odd horrible pit that gets mistakenly refrred to as the internet. It also sounds this way to anyone who has been here for more than even 6months, or maybe a couple weeks if the user is a bit quicker than the average kid who throws up single line posts on the imageboards.
Upon confrontation from a b.bitch (as they are the most annoying of the low quality b troll personas), and really gnerally anything not male, the VIPPER will most likely take upon a defensive or counter stance. As long as you're just passing through and don't intend to stay, then VIPPER will be fine, however if you keep your presence there too long and too known, then VIPPER will be anxious to get rid of you so VIP QUALITY can continue its usual progress.
In the event of having to do so VIPPER has a ridiculous amount of ways to approach and deal with the situation, normally, a VIPPER can rely on friends playing the white male virgin, who is immature and gets called young, like perhaps a charming young lad named ryan? What works better to get rid of unwanted guests than like 1000 kusosure on the same awesome theme? There may be stuff that works better, but usually this is both the quickest to execute but also requires less work on any individual's part as VIPPERS usually work together for their causes, as they all hold VIP QUALITY as the defining trait and area of most importance.
VIPPER isn't just a pack animal, he exists as an individualist, or self-indulgent they call it, just because one wants to make sure they are capable of what they want. VIPPER lived his life detached from most and oftentimes all people, the only ones that he will speak to is because he has something to say or discuss, you know, the only reason there is to warrant speech from someone. The important part of this is you have no idea about what VIPPER knows about, and VIPPER doesn't care about what you know about unless by miracle of chance you've heard of a legendary thread or a good get, not imageboard get you obscene child, all great gets are in text, nothing is more critical than text. Text can be placed anywhere, an image has to be brought on some sort of medium, it takes more time and is significantly less legendary. The only exception to this is clever use of the art of text, if I could go up to you and have you identify some famous characters correctly I'd consider you to at least know more than the average woman, getting some lesser known ones right, or referencing them yourself would make you seem cool, where we put our interests is decided by that which would make it as unlikely as possible that anyone will ever be able to talk with us about what interests us, thus with completely remote interests a state of mutual exclusion is achieved easily, quickly, and whenever it is necessary to perform, it is through these skills that VIPPER has been able to maintain solitude for the greater amount of his time. To suggest to VIPPER that he should even consider placing himself within the relative viccinity of another person, let alone a b.bitch, would only serve to make him mad, the last thing you want to do is upset VIPPER, he avoids people in order to avoid that from happening.
A.ANONYMOUS
Anonymous is a mixed bag but compared to someone from /b/ anonymous is pretty straight, often times a vipper will troll for team anonymous, we a bit different but we carry more of the same interests than imageboard anonymous. The awesome thing about anonymous is that even if he gets to be really cool you still know nothing about him so you don't have to worry about growing attached, even if you wanted to. It is easier to effectively want to do this because of the higher starting point on the ladder of VIP QUALITY for anonymous compared to anyone who isn't. A VIPPER has generally little or no consideration for anything about people, unless he knows and prefers them on an individual by individual basis, because remember, VIPPER is first and foremost an individualist. Since he knows heartlessness not only makes everything he wants to do easier, he has lived it primarily from the start, so in cases of having to "reject a girl because she isn't pretty enough" is all too amusing of a situation to pass up making it happen, especially considering it ends the interruption the girl causes much faster, that is usually. I know it sounds unlikely but sometimes they can be tenacious in maintaining presence, particularly annoying! The more weapons in my arsenal I have to use to get rid of someone, the longer it takes and dealing with people is all about time. Since it is not a usual occurance there is a bit of panic, but the case could be that they're one of those infamous asshole lovers, finding out is usually easy, it just takes a second to stop firing and observe a bit, after cursing himself for using the wrong type of weapon, a VIPPER will load the appropriate movesets for his disposal, many of which involve playing the role of the lover. Since you only know imageboard references, I'll use some from the archives of /bfaqs/, consider the annoyance a large crab, and the VIPPER a warrior of justice, switching to the lover role is like barrel rolling it 180 degrees, at which point his aimed volleys will effectively remove the situation from being disadvantageous to him.
Still, this is more effort towards any cause since it involves another person, with anonymous, vipper will never have this issue. For the first time a VIPPER is safe to have some sort of desire, sometimes we'll wish everyone was like a cool anonymous or vipper, and then go back to posting. A usable alternative is a defeated crab and keeping the role of the lover for both the outlet of whatever little desire for a person there is, and keeping the crab defeated/dead/at bay.
In summary, don't whine about what vipper or anonymous says, go find some dumb asshole or whoever doesn't know better, take what you can get, good luck, and have fun.
A b.bitch thinks we're attracted to them because they think /b/ is the collection of the entirety of the userbase of 4chan, sure maybe the imageboards but world4ch is a different place, the regulars usually have been here for years and fuck all about goes on in /b/ ever since then, oh look photoshops, awesome let me go get tenbux and register myself as a shitty tool. Not only that, but if you say you come from /b/ all it sounds like to me is that you came from fucking gaia or some odd horrible pit that gets mistakenly refrred to as the internet. It also sounds this way to anyone who has been here for more than even 6months, or maybe a couple weeks if the user is a bit quicker than the average kid who throws up single line posts on the imageboards.
Upon confrontation from a b.bitch (as they are the most annoying of the low quality b troll personas), and really gnerally anything not male, the VIPPER will most likely take upon a defensive or counter stance. As long as you're just passing through and don't intend to stay, then VIPPER will be fine, however if you keep your presence there too long and too known, then VIPPER will be anxious to get rid of you so VIP QUALITY can continue its usual progress.
In the event of having to do so VIPPER has a ridiculous amount of ways to approach and deal with the situation, normally, a VIPPER can rely on friends playing the white male virgin, who is immature and gets called young, like perhaps a charming young lad named ryan? What works better to get rid of unwanted guests than like 1000 kusosure on the same awesome theme? There may be stuff that works better, but usually this is both the quickest to execute but also requires less work on any individual's part as VIPPERS usually work together for their causes, as they all hold VIP QUALITY as the defining trait and area of most importance.
VIPPER isn't just a pack animal, he exists as an individualist, or self-indulgent they call it, just because one wants to make sure they are capable of what they want. VIPPER lived his life detached from most and oftentimes all people, the only ones that he will speak to is because he has something to say or discuss, you know, the only reason there is to warrant speech from someone. The important part of this is you have no idea about what VIPPER knows about, and VIPPER doesn't care about what you know about unless by miracle of chance you've heard of a legendary thread or a good get, not imageboard get you obscene child, all great gets are in text, nothing is more critical than text. Text can be placed anywhere, an image has to be brought on some sort of medium, it takes more time and is significantly less legendary. The only exception to this is clever use of the art of text, if I could go up to you and have you identify some famous characters correctly I'd consider you to at least know more than the average woman, getting some lesser known ones right, or referencing them yourself would make you seem cool, where we put our interests is decided by that which would make it as unlikely as possible that anyone will ever be able to talk with us about what interests us, thus with completely remote interests a state of mutual exclusion is achieved easily, quickly, and whenever it is necessary to perform, it is through these skills that VIPPER has been able to maintain solitude for the greater amount of his time. To suggest to VIPPER that he should even consider placing himself within the relative viccinity of another person, let alone a b.bitch, would only serve to make him mad, the last thing you want to do is upset VIPPER, he avoids people in order to avoid that from happening.
A.ANONYMOUS
Anonymous is a mixed bag but compared to someone from /b/ anonymous is pretty straight, often times a vipper will troll for team anonymous, we a bit different but we carry more of the same interests than imageboard anonymous. The awesome thing about anonymous is that even if he gets to be really cool you still know nothing about him so you don't have to worry about growing attached, even if you wanted to. It is easier to effectively want to do this because of the higher starting point on the ladder of VIP QUALITY for anonymous compared to anyone who isn't. A VIPPER has generally little or no consideration for anything about people, unless he knows and prefers them on an individual by individual basis, because remember, VIPPER is first and foremost an individualist. Since he knows heartlessness not only makes everything he wants to do easier, he has lived it primarily from the start, so in cases of having to "reject a girl because she isn't pretty enough" is all too amusing of a situation to pass up making it happen, especially considering it ends the interruption the girl causes much faster, that is usually. I know it sounds unlikely but sometimes they can be tenacious in maintaining presence, particularly annoying! The more weapons in my arsenal I have to use to get rid of someone, the longer it takes and dealing with people is all about time. Since it is not a usual occurance there is a bit of panic, but the case could be that they're one of those infamous asshole lovers, finding out is usually easy, it just takes a second to stop firing and observe a bit, after cursing himself for using the wrong type of weapon, a VIPPER will load the appropriate movesets for his disposal, many of which involve playing the role of the lover. Since you only know imageboard references, I'll use some from the archives of /bfaqs/, consider the annoyance a large crab, and the VIPPER a warrior of justice, switching to the lover role is like barrel rolling it 180 degrees, at which point his aimed volleys will effectively remove the situation from being disadvantageous to him.
Still, this is more effort towards any cause since it involves another person, with anonymous, vipper will never have this issue. For the first time a VIPPER is safe to have some sort of desire, sometimes we'll wish everyone was like a cool anonymous or vipper, and then go back to posting. A usable alternative is a defeated crab and keeping the role of the lover for both the outlet of whatever little desire for a person there is, and keeping the crab defeated/dead/at bay.
In summary, don't whine about what vipper or anonymous says, go find some dumb asshole or whoever doesn't know better, take what you can get, good luck, and have fun.