Fuck You Veigrn!!

So I was browsing the all the threads when I realized that page one doesn't have a thread bashing veigrn. I hate them as much as everyone else does but I don't make the rules.

Without further ado....

Veigrn you fat cocksucking piece of shit whore! I heard you fucked 300 guys in Los Vegas in less than 10 hours and are gonna appear on the Howard Stern show.

FUCK YOU SHIRLY. ALL YOU EVER DO IS BITCH FUCKING GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU WHORE. BETTER HOPE THE FUCKING WINDOW ISNT OPEN OR YOULL FUCK THE MALE MAN WITH A FUCKING WOODEN SPOON. MAYBE ITS TIME TO FIND ANOTHER HOBBY YOUR TITS ARE STARTING TO DRAG

so thats what you been up to.

sorry sorry sorry :\

>>1
What's a veigrn?

Eric Cartman - IN the KITCHEN
d/l it

OH SORRY, WRONG PERSON. FUCK. I AM VEIRGN, NOT VEIGRN. PERHAPS YOU RECOGNISE ME FROM THE HIT SITCOM VEIRGN AND SHIRLY. I THOUGHT THAT FUCKING SHIRLY WAS TRYING TO GET ON MY NERVES AGAIN WITH THIS FUCKING THREAD. IF YOURE READING THIS SHIRLY, FUCK YOU.

HEY SHIRLY, I GOT YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR YA. WATCH OUT FOR BASEBALL BATS SWINGING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO YOUR HEAD IN THE NEAR FUTURE. HA HA, ONE OF THESE DAYS, BITCH. ONE OF THESE DAYS.

FUCK YOU SHIRLY

WHOREFACE!

Im Confused

FUCK YOU SHIRLY. ALL YOU EVER DO IS COMPLAIN. YEAH ILL SPELL MY NAME HOWEVER I WANT. I WANT A HOT MEAL TOO, BUT YOU CANT KEEP YOUR TWAT INSIDE THE WINDOW LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE ME DINNER. NO SOUFFLE FOR LAVEIRGN SHE SAYS, IT WILL GO RIGHT TO YOUR WALRUS HIPS. FUCK YOU SHIRLY, IM GONNA STAPLE YOUR FUCKING CUNT SHUT

WHATS UP!.

laveigrn, lol...

SHUT UP VEIRGN OR SHOULD I CALL YOU LAVEIGRN? JUST BECAUSE YOU ADD "LA" SO PEOPLE WOULD THINK YOU'RE FRENCH DOESN'T STOP YOU FROM BEING THE WHITE PIECE OF SHIT TRASH THAT YOU ARE. HOW ABOUT YOU ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING TO HELP SOMEBODY ELSE FOR A CHANGE. I DO ALL THE WORK. I TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. THE ONLY THING COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH BESIDES COCKS AND DEMANDS FOR MORE FOOD FOR YOUR FATASS IS COMPLAINTS. YOU NEED TO LEARN TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I SHUT IT FOR YOU BITCH!

IS THAT YOU SHIRLY. SORRY I CANT SEE PASSED ALL THE COCKS STUFFED IN YOUR FACE. YOU FAT WHORE YOU HAVE COCKS FLYING THOUGH HTE WINDOW AT YOU 24/7. THATS RIGHT COMPLAIN SOME MORE BITCH, YOULL SEE WHERE IT GETS YOU. HEH HEH HEH.

FUCK YOU SHIRLY

I'M SO SORRY VEIRGN OR SHOULD I CALL YOU "LAVEIRGN" NOW? YOU MUST HAVE TO HAVE HAD TO CHANGE YOUR NAME SINCE YOU GOTTA AVOID ALL OF THOSE FUCKIN BILL COLLECTORS SINCE YOU MAXED OUT YOUR CREDIT CARDS ON RUBBER DILDOS BECAUSE YOUR FAT ASS CAN'T GET ANY. I'M SO SORRY I COULDN'T HAVE SEEN THAT WAS YOU WITHOUT TWO BIG MACS TRYING TO FIND THEIR WAY DOWN YOUR FAT FACE. BY THE WAY I'M GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOUR SO CALLED "MAN" RYAN. THAT DOUCHEBAG COMES TO MY HOUSE AT NIGHT TO WATCH ME SLEEP. I KNOW THAT'S HIM IN THE BUSHES HE'S NOT FOOLING ANYBODY. HE MUST COME LOOKING AROUND FOR A REAL WOMAN SINCE YOUR FAT ASS CAN'T SATISFY HIS NEEDS.

IF I WERE YOU I WOULD SPEND LESS TIME TALKING. YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR JAW FULLY READY TO GO TO DOWN SOME COCKS AT 5 BUCKS A POP AT THE CORNER TONIGHT. ENJOY YOUR CUM FILLED DAY BITCH.

HELLO 4CHAN IT IS ME LAVEIRGN. PERHAPS YOU RECOGNISE ME FROM MY RECENT BOX OFFICE SMASH HIT LAVEIRGN AND SHIRLY IN PARIS. TELL ME IF YOU SEE THAT WHORE SHIRLY AROUND ANYWHERE ID LIKE TO GIVE HER A PIECE OF MY MIN--OH SHIT

FUCK YOU SHIRLY. YOU THINK YOU HAVE CRACKED MY CASE WELL YOU ARE WRONG. I DONT KNOW OF THIS VEIGRN YOU SPEAK OF AND I MOST CERTAINLY AM NOT TAKING ANY COCKS FROM ANY RYAN. MAYBE YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH ONE OF YOUR MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES YOU CRACK WENCH. YEAH KEEP TALKIN OUT THE WINDOW WITH YOUR MOUTH STUFFED FULL WITH DICKS IT LOOKS REAL GOOD ON YOU BITCH

THAT'S MY MISTAKE LAVEIRGN I GUESS I MUST HAVE MISTAKEN YOU WITH VEIRGN BUT THAT'S AN HONEST MISTAKE ANYONE COULD MAKE SEEING AS YOU BOTH LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. BUCK TOOTH, WRINKLED SKIN, SAGGING TITS, AND OF COURSE IT WOULDN'T BE YOU IF YOU WEREN'T DOWNING FOUR COCKS AT ONCE DOWN THAT TUNNEL YOU CALL A THROAT FOR CRACK SO YOU COULD WIN THE ACCLAIMED "MOST DESPERATE CRACK WHORE OF 2007" AWARD. YOU'RE STILL THE SAME SINCE WE MADE THAT MOVIE. IT TOOK US 3 MONTHS TO FILM A 10 MIN. SCENE BECAUSE YOUR LACK OF ACTING SKILLS KEPT US FROM GOING ANYWHERE. I GUESS YOUR MOUTH ISN'T USED TO BEING WITHOUT A COCK INSIDE OF IT.

THAT MOVIE COULD HAVE GONE PLACES IF YOU JUST KEPT YOUR BITCH ASS UP AND DONE WHAT I TOLD YOU TO LIKE A GOOD BITCH. YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN NOTHING WITHOUT ME. YOU'D STILL BE FUCKING HORSES FOR BESTIALITY VIDEOS IF IT WASN'T FOR ME. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A CHARITY CASE. JUST MY GOOD DEED FOR THE DAY. BUT YOU STUCK TO ME LIKE YOU STUCK TO YOUR COCAINE HABIT ALL THESE YEARS. YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE AND I TOOK PITY ON YOU AND LET YOU BE IN MY PARIS MOVIE. THAT MOVIE COULD HAVE BEEN BIGGER THAN IT WAS IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU. YOU RUINED MY CAREER BITCH. ONCE I GET A HOLD OF YOU ITS ONE MONSTER BITCH SLAP THAT WILL SMEAR YOUR WHORE MAKE UP ALL OVER FACE. IMMA PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE BITCH.

I love you

HEY SHIRLY, FUCK YOU. YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I THAT THOSE SCENES WOULDNT HAVE TAKEN SO LONG IF YOUR CUNT WASNT CONSTANTLY OUT THE WINDOW GETTING FUCKING STUFFED WITH COCKS. OH LORD HELP US IF THE MOVIE WAS JUST SHIRLY IN PARIS, THE ENTIRE FILM WOULD JUST BE SHIRLY STUFFING HER TWAT FULL OF SOUFFLES. LIKE ANYONE WOULD WATCH THAT EVERYONE KNOWS I HAVE ALL THE FUCKING TALLENT

OH NICE STORY SHIRLY. MAYBE IF YOU WERENT SITTING ON A COCK 24/7 SOMEONE WOULD ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT. HA HA, LIKE THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN. HANGING YOUT TWAT OUT THE WINDOW FOR ALL THE BRONX TO SEE

MAYBE WE WOULD HAVE A BETTER RELATIONSHIP IF SHIRLY WOULD COME TO BED EVERY NOW AND THEN. BUT NO, SHE HAS TO PLAY POKER WITH THE BOYS SHE SAYS. OH GREAT STORY SHIRLY I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO AT NIGHT. YOURE LOOSER THAN A GAY CLOWN PUMPED FULL OF OXY, BITCH. AS IF ID WANT TO SLEEP WITH A FUCKING CAVERNCUNT WHORE AT NIGHT ANYMORE. FUCK THAT, BITCH I GOT YOUR NUMBER

Are you Okay... I never seen u act like this before, i would expect this kinda stuff from Ryan

SAY SHIRLY IM GONNA START ANOTHER THREAD THESE FUCKERS KEEP GETTING YOUR TWAT CONFUSED WITH THAT WHORE VEIGRN. WHOEVER THE FUCK THAT IS

fuck man when did lounge become mental case central?

shes just rorney.

IF THE FILM WAS ACTUALLY ENTITLED SHIRLY IN PARIS THE MOVIE MIGHT ACTUALLY STAND A CHANCE OF NOT HAVING AN "R" RATING. OH NO! GOODNESS FORBID THAT YOU DON'T SHOW UP IN JUST ONE SCENE, JUST ONE, WHERE YOU DON'T COME OUT HALF DRUNK, VIBRATOR HANGING OUT YOUR PANTIES, WITH CUM SHOTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

FUCKIN DAMMIT SHIRLY! I REALIZE THAT YOU TRADED OUR FRIENDSHIP FOR CRACK AND COCK BUT WHAT I REALLY CAN'T STAND IS WHEN YOU ACTUALLY THINK I'M THE SLUT! I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO VISIT YOUR USUAL HANGOUTS AT NIGHT WHEN YOU DON'T COME HOME. YOU KNOW THE 20 SOMETHING BARS THAT YOU VISIT A NIGHT OR THE 3 CRACK WAREHOUSES YOU HANG OUT AT EVERY OTHER DAY. YOU HAVE THE PROBLEM LAVEIRGN AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BITCH. I DAMN SURE AM GONNA SLAP THE SOLUTION RIGHT OUT UPSIDE YOUR HEAD.

OKAY OKAY OKAY SORRY. i love yuo

Now this is a usable theme, it has already developed direction, plus it is unstoppable.

wELL MAYBE if veigrn diddnt fuk so many people at night.

I think Ryan and veigrn should at least be together..

They should get little puppies together.

>>29
Why

nevermind.. i thought someone like you could understand

>>32
I'd understand better if you would explain what it is you're talking about.

What would it take' for you to be with me,.

nevermind... C u later.

ANSWER ME

HMPH>

night!.

Who am I?

>>34
I'd have to know more about you, you have to talk to me for that.

>>39
A collection of people, but mostly me, usually the rest of the board is recruited for the role of ryan since it's an easy to execute part and the character is too pathetically hilarious to pass up, in reality though I'm ryan just like everyone else, veirgn is just current topical expression referencing to our own individual objects of affection.