Why it's easier to be a woman.

So I'm supposed to write an argumentative essay on why it's easier to be a woman than a man in current day America. I thought about it for a second, and figured 4Chan is definitely the place to go for help. Teach them a lesson once and for all, and put them in the kitchen!

Why it's Easier to Be a Woman In Modern Day America

1)Men hold much of the higher ranking jobs in a corporations so you better bet your balls that one is gonna be interviewing you. Unless he's gay, the guy is more likely to hire a woman so that he could get something from her later.

2) Don't really need to have an education. Woman could just stay at home watching tv all day and playing with their tits so long as they're attractive enough to get a man.

3) Schools favor women. Guys are supposed to do guy things which involve doing whatever the fuck they want and just happens to exclude sitting in a shitty ass desk for 8 hours straight doing mindless shit all day. Woman are made for sitting on their asses all day doing jack shit so school is perfect for them. They are better at studies.

4) Women no longer have to fight for equal rights and have equal employment opportunities. I don't believe this one because women actually complained about NOT having to go to work. If someone said I didn't have to work for the rest of my life I would fuckin die for having experienced so much euphoria in such a short period of time. Woman could basically do whatever the fuck they want except be sperm donors. That's one thing they could never take away from us. Bitches.

5) Women are much more respected than any other period in time. Before you could just grab any woman and fuck her and she would quitely go away to her own home and never bother you again. Now they got them ghostbusters to bust yo ass if you get her pregnant. Men have been degraded and kicked in the balls royally.

6) Maury Povich. Maury is helping thousands of woman everyday helping girls find out who the baby's daddy is. Now the guy can't say I ain't paying no child support cuz that kid ain't mind because the DNA proves it. Ain't nobody helping men avoid having to pay child support.

7) Child support. Women be getting like 15000 dullurs in child support every week. They're fuckin rich! Men don't get jack shit.

8) Men have penises and balls and no matter how strong you are a kick to the balls will bring you down. Woman don't have to deal with that.

9) Men are #1. When you're #1 you gotta try real hard to stay #1 and not slip up. Women don't have to deal with that.

Final Reason: A girl can always find a guy desperate enough but a guy has to pay for a girl to be desperate enough.