Chink Attack!! (Fuckin Chinks)

The bell rang just behind me as I entered the room and I barely made it on time to my English class again. I walked casually to my desk at the back of the room when I noticed there was this small Asian kid I've never seen before sitting in my seat. He couldn't have been more than 13 yrs old, five foot four, and 90 lbs.I decided to approach this casually and hopefully without incident.

"Hey you lost kid? Who's supposed to be watching you? You're in my seat." I said calmly.

"Wanna fight Amerikun?" he said with his narrow eyes looking at me very beadily and tearing up already. "I no scared of jew! I live Chicago!"

I laughed considerably before speaking again. "You from Chicago too? Yeah I used to live there too before I moved here. Anyways, I didn't realize you had this class too but if you're new you need to get your own desk this ones mine."

He just looked at me with his brows furrowed and simply said "No."

I looked at him again this time stepping forward more aggressively. "What do you mean 'No'?"

"You cunt live in Chicago. Dat whur I from. I'm hardcore, I sleep with gunshot next to my ear."

"Ummm...okay, but I really did live in Chicago. It wasn't too bad over there but I like it more over here. It's a big city so just because I didn't see you doesn't mean I didn't live there" I replied. I looked him over again from top to bottom. I think he actually believe his own shit, he actually thought he was thug in a surburban public school English class. He had the white polished shoes, baggy pants that looked ridiculous on him considering his anorexic physique and a shirt so big that his smally bony shoulders made it droop so that it was actually wearing him.

"You no believe me? I whip yo ass Amerikan. I'm from da hood I crazy nigga. You no wanna mess wit me I Bruce Lee 2nd cousin. I know crazy shit. In Chicago I big time shit." He tried staring me down but I looked at him with a look of how stupid everything was that he just said that I didn't know where to start. Class was five minutes in and this whole scene was starting to draw people's attention. I decided to get another seat as beating the shit out of some dillusional anorexic Asian would just be pathetic. I walked down two seats to his right and as I passed by him I swear I could smell the faint smell of urine and straight up shit. That motherfucker was a joke, he fuckin defiled himself just talking to me.

"Good morning class I would like to introduce a new student to our class, Ferkwan Lee. Would you like to come up here and tell a bit of yourself to the class?" she said nodding toward Lee.

"Me want" he said and proceeded to walk up to the front of the classroom with the most pathetic gangster walk I've ever seen in my life. He took gigantic steps forward as if though he had an 8 in. cock, arms swinging to and fro, with a cocky look that just begged to be smacked out of him. As he walked his pants slid down his bony figure and fell to the floor revealing his 2 in. Asian penis to the class. In his country that must be big because he wasn't embarrassed at all. In fact he looked around at all the girls in the classroom with an even cockier look as if though he was packin'. He pulled his shit and urine stained pants slowly up and stood at the front of the classroom arms folded and shifty eyed as he seemed determined to be the person in the school with the record of having his ass beat the most times in one day.

"I from Chicago. I big time shit. Bruce Lee my cousin. I'm Asian too so I kno crazy karate shit." he said and proceeded to give a demonstration of his karate skills. What he did could only be described as an eight year old on ecstasy. His limbs flailed in every manner and hit his sides most of the time and in one case he punched himself in the nose. He began bleeding all over the floor and shaking uncontrollably until he did his "finisher move" as he called it where he fell to the ground and began moving his waist up and down. Finally he picked himself up and a dog in a janitor's outfit came from outside the hallway and began lapping up the spilt blood. I don't know what I saw but I'm pretty sure if I filed a sexual harassment lawsuit I would definately win. He then ended by saying, "You like? I crazy nigga."

That was the biggest mistake he could have made. There was a few black people in that class and if they hated anything more than a poser, it was definately a chink poser that said "nigga." What followed after school was the most spectacular ass whippings I've ever seen in his life. It was actually 5 on 0 seeing as his elite karate moves were hurting himself more than he hurt them. I didn't feel sorry for him at all and once everyone left his half dead body on the floor I punched him in the face for taking my seat. Fuckin chinks need to stop thinking they're hardcore shit.   

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