Name: Anonymous 2007-01-25 18:40
It was the first hour of the school day and I was too sleepy to give a fuck about anything so I picked this real easy German class. The teacher was an anorexic German bitch who obviously didn't give a shit and wore way too much damn make up. She always wore these midrift shirts and I could swear a couple of times her low rider jeans would fall off and reveal that nasty bony ass of hers. I sat in the back as the bell rang and she seemed intent on actually doing some work today which only managed to piss me off and when I get pissed off I get a boner. It wasn't peaked yet and I was too busy wondering why and all the while ignoring whatever come out of the lips of her horse face. I was so involved in this problem that I didn't hear her calling out my name lustfully. "Kevin. Kevin...KEVIN! Do you want to come up to the board and translate this for me? Why are you being so difficult?"
That did it. My 8 in. cock was struggling to get out my denim jeans and it seemed as if it would rip right through. I couldn't go up to the board. Not now until at least I got rid of my boner. I would say anything to get out of this situation and I came up with the first lame excuse to come to mind.
"I can't. I have a boner."
"Kevin do you honestly think I'm going to believe that? Now hurry up and get up here."
I figured it would at least be worth a good laugh to go up there and prove her wrong so i proceeded to head up. Along the way I bumped 3 girls I liked with it but they didn't even notice. They too were tired and didn't seem to give a shit either. Only my teacher seemed to notice the behemoth fighting to get out of my pants. Once up there I told her, "I don't even know how to do this."
"Of course you don't" she said. "I haven't even taught you this."
"So what am I doing up here then?" I replied. "This is stupid I'm gonna sit back down."
But that's when I felt her bony arm grab my shoulder while the other one proceeded to give me a handjob. I was so scared. I have never seen an anorexic girl excited before. I could see every vein, muscle, bone shape, and tissue. I thought this was a dream, a nightmare. She smiled a bucktoothed grinned as she yanked it harder and harder and I felt more scared than anything. She kept telling me sexual references in German which sounded like threats more than anything and I was afraid she was actually reciting a cult hymn. This no longer looked anything like a person. This was a reincarnated demon from hell whose skin had melted off long ago under the suffocating heat and then in vain tried to retrieve skin tissue to place on it's bones. She kept smiling and smiling and saying things I didn't understand and I got so scared I pissed myself right there on the spot. My piss mixed with my jizzum and spilled onto the floor. The class didn't even bother to put their heads up until they heard the dripping noise as it hit the floor. The room was filled with laughter. A dog came from the hallway and began to lap it up. I was so scared.
"Oh dear" she said. "Don't worry Kevin I'm sure I can get a janitor to clean this up. Just sit back to your seat. Class! I don't want anyone making fun of Kevin. It was an accident that could happen to any of us. You can sit down now dear." I was bright red and put my head down leaving an entrail of my semen and urine. No one seemed to notice that she just fuckin raped me and not only that but they all think I pissed myself. The Janitor later came in and looked at the dog. "Oh let me help you with that." and he bagan to lap it up with him. What should I do 4chan? How do I get past this?
That did it. My 8 in. cock was struggling to get out my denim jeans and it seemed as if it would rip right through. I couldn't go up to the board. Not now until at least I got rid of my boner. I would say anything to get out of this situation and I came up with the first lame excuse to come to mind.
"I can't. I have a boner."
"Kevin do you honestly think I'm going to believe that? Now hurry up and get up here."
I figured it would at least be worth a good laugh to go up there and prove her wrong so i proceeded to head up. Along the way I bumped 3 girls I liked with it but they didn't even notice. They too were tired and didn't seem to give a shit either. Only my teacher seemed to notice the behemoth fighting to get out of my pants. Once up there I told her, "I don't even know how to do this."
"Of course you don't" she said. "I haven't even taught you this."
"So what am I doing up here then?" I replied. "This is stupid I'm gonna sit back down."
But that's when I felt her bony arm grab my shoulder while the other one proceeded to give me a handjob. I was so scared. I have never seen an anorexic girl excited before. I could see every vein, muscle, bone shape, and tissue. I thought this was a dream, a nightmare. She smiled a bucktoothed grinned as she yanked it harder and harder and I felt more scared than anything. She kept telling me sexual references in German which sounded like threats more than anything and I was afraid she was actually reciting a cult hymn. This no longer looked anything like a person. This was a reincarnated demon from hell whose skin had melted off long ago under the suffocating heat and then in vain tried to retrieve skin tissue to place on it's bones. She kept smiling and smiling and saying things I didn't understand and I got so scared I pissed myself right there on the spot. My piss mixed with my jizzum and spilled onto the floor. The class didn't even bother to put their heads up until they heard the dripping noise as it hit the floor. The room was filled with laughter. A dog came from the hallway and began to lap it up. I was so scared.
"Oh dear" she said. "Don't worry Kevin I'm sure I can get a janitor to clean this up. Just sit back to your seat. Class! I don't want anyone making fun of Kevin. It was an accident that could happen to any of us. You can sit down now dear." I was bright red and put my head down leaving an entrail of my semen and urine. No one seemed to notice that she just fuckin raped me and not only that but they all think I pissed myself. The Janitor later came in and looked at the dog. "Oh let me help you with that." and he bagan to lap it up with him. What should I do 4chan? How do I get past this?