Name: Anonymous 2007-01-20 23:04
I've had enough of school. Everyone in there is gay and argue about the pettiest of shit. I've had enough of their gossip, attitudes, and fuckin insecurities. It was time I did something about it. So I went in there today with the deadliest weapon of all. My 9 in. "revolver". I didn't walk into the school "loaded". I brought some "magazines" in and was going to load it up in the bathroom. I walked in through the front door completely unnoticed. I made sure to show up at 7:25 A.M. b/c everyone hangs out at the lunchroom until 7:30 when they finally let people out of the lunchroom and into the actualy school. That was the perfect time to unleash my onslaught on the masses. Today my was time.
I walked in casually to the bathroom right on schedule and right on plan. I opened up my bookbag where I kept my "magazines" and whipped out my "gun" from my pants". I put the "magazines" to work and got my "gun" fully "loaded". I walked out with my cock out and ran to the lunchroom before anyone could let out an early warning. I stood at the doors at the only exit of the lunchroom (as they doors leading into the school weren't open yet) and let the mass carnage begin.
Some girl saw me before I could even unload so she was naturally the first to go. "Oh my Goodness! Oh my goodness!!" *fap* *fap* All over her fucking face and chest. She covered her face with one hand and her chest w/ the other. Then a big thud echoed through the silent lunchroom as she hit the floor and then the screaming began. "Let us in!! Let us the FUCK IN!!!" the students yelled to teh security to open up the lunchroom doors into the school. But then they would risk their security. Better the students than them they thought. And it was that kind of thinking that got my plan to work so good. I got a good 40-50 people w/ just the first "clip".
Some people didn't even notice what was going on. They were the first to get it. I liked it better when it got them by surprise. *FAP* *FAP* Behind their fuckin head, back, and in one case it ricochet off this one kids side head and into his buddies eye. "AUGH! What is this?!!? Why me!?!?" They yelled as they fell backwards off their benches. No one dared to run towards me . They all just ran towards the only other exit which was closed so i just took potshots.
*FAP* *FAP* Every limb and head was a target for my mighty weapon. Nothing was safe. People were falling left and right and some slipped on "missed'' shots. This one kid grabbed this guy and used her as a shield as i shot for him. She took all the "bullets". But alas I was running out of ammo and the security guards finally came to their senses. They were opening up the door!! So i took this oportunity to cut off my balls and i threw it into the crowd. They exploded like grenades and sent a splash of my soldies all over them. People flew backwards and to the side from the explosion. I laughed in delight. Some people actually got away but they didn't matter. I got 3/4 of the entire school. Bodies all over the lunchroom hung limp like dolls all over lunch tables and benches. Plenty were sprawled on top of the other and some were crawling away from just my sight in fear i would finish them off. But i wouldn't. I was merciful indeed.
For those of you that need a visual, I'm sure this will do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZgzCqZ7QSw
The survivors were traumatized for life and blacked out as to who the figure really was that caused such a heinous act. As for me? I went home and watched Fresh Prince of Bel-Air afterwards. That show OWNS!
Now... this is a story all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside down,
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In... West Philidelphia born and raised
on the playground is where I spent most of my days,
chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
and all shooting some b-ball outside the school
When a couple of guys said "we're up to no good"
started making trouble in my neighborhood,
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said "you're movin' with your uncle and auntie in Bel-Air"
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror,
if anything I could say this cab was rare
but I though now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
and I yelled to the cabby "yo home, smell ya later,"
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
I walked in casually to the bathroom right on schedule and right on plan. I opened up my bookbag where I kept my "magazines" and whipped out my "gun" from my pants". I put the "magazines" to work and got my "gun" fully "loaded". I walked out with my cock out and ran to the lunchroom before anyone could let out an early warning. I stood at the doors at the only exit of the lunchroom (as they doors leading into the school weren't open yet) and let the mass carnage begin.
Some girl saw me before I could even unload so she was naturally the first to go. "Oh my Goodness! Oh my goodness!!" *fap* *fap* All over her fucking face and chest. She covered her face with one hand and her chest w/ the other. Then a big thud echoed through the silent lunchroom as she hit the floor and then the screaming began. "Let us in!! Let us the FUCK IN!!!" the students yelled to teh security to open up the lunchroom doors into the school. But then they would risk their security. Better the students than them they thought. And it was that kind of thinking that got my plan to work so good. I got a good 40-50 people w/ just the first "clip".
Some people didn't even notice what was going on. They were the first to get it. I liked it better when it got them by surprise. *FAP* *FAP* Behind their fuckin head, back, and in one case it ricochet off this one kids side head and into his buddies eye. "AUGH! What is this?!!? Why me!?!?" They yelled as they fell backwards off their benches. No one dared to run towards me . They all just ran towards the only other exit which was closed so i just took potshots.
*FAP* *FAP* Every limb and head was a target for my mighty weapon. Nothing was safe. People were falling left and right and some slipped on "missed'' shots. This one kid grabbed this guy and used her as a shield as i shot for him. She took all the "bullets". But alas I was running out of ammo and the security guards finally came to their senses. They were opening up the door!! So i took this oportunity to cut off my balls and i threw it into the crowd. They exploded like grenades and sent a splash of my soldies all over them. People flew backwards and to the side from the explosion. I laughed in delight. Some people actually got away but they didn't matter. I got 3/4 of the entire school. Bodies all over the lunchroom hung limp like dolls all over lunch tables and benches. Plenty were sprawled on top of the other and some were crawling away from just my sight in fear i would finish them off. But i wouldn't. I was merciful indeed.
For those of you that need a visual, I'm sure this will do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZgzCqZ7QSw
The survivors were traumatized for life and blacked out as to who the figure really was that caused such a heinous act. As for me? I went home and watched Fresh Prince of Bel-Air afterwards. That show OWNS!
Now... this is a story all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside down,
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In... West Philidelphia born and raised
on the playground is where I spent most of my days,
chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
and all shooting some b-ball outside the school
When a couple of guys said "we're up to no good"
started making trouble in my neighborhood,
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said "you're movin' with your uncle and auntie in Bel-Air"
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror,
if anything I could say this cab was rare
but I though now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
and I yelled to the cabby "yo home, smell ya later,"
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air