Name: Anonymous 2007-01-19 4:18
Jumping jacks naked is very uncomfortable. Not because of the balls; in fact, the balls are fine with jumping jacks. It's the dong. The dong flops up and down and slaps all over.
However, if the dong has a boner, there is a buoyant effect, and the discomfort is ameliorated.
However, if the dong has a boner, there is a buoyant effect, and the discomfort is ameliorated.