Name: Anonymous 2007-01-17 17:19
So I was sitting alone just hangning out at home Saturday with my little puppy dog. I was finding errors in the phone book and jotting them down so as to later complain about them to someone who doesn't give a shit. Then my dog kept on hopping on my lap and licking my face. He was being especially affectionate today and i decided to give him a rub on the belly. So it was at the moment that as i reached to pet him he quickly rolled over and he made me give him a hand job.
My dog rolled over so fast that I actually would up giving him a hand job. I went for the petting motion of 2 strokes before i realized that he had flipped over and had a raging hard on. I quickly stopped when i patted his wiener but that was enough to set him off. He jizzed all over my face. That decietfully clever motherfucker. As i looked into his eyes i knew he had planned it all along. He had this smug look of satisfaction and I thought you know what buddy...two can play that game.
I quickly took off my pants and started beating off furiously. I fuckin went 20 mph on that shit and jizzed all over my dog's face. His face was drooling with my semen and i looked at him and said "There how do you like it?" It turns out he liked it very much as he liked it all clean off his face. Then i said fuck it and went to sleep. The next day he was throwing up a lot and i took him to the vet and got the news. My dog was pregnant!! It was me it had to have been.
So anyways I thought if any of youguys could help me and sign a petition so i could marry my dog. It's the right thing to do right?
My dog rolled over so fast that I actually would up giving him a hand job. I went for the petting motion of 2 strokes before i realized that he had flipped over and had a raging hard on. I quickly stopped when i patted his wiener but that was enough to set him off. He jizzed all over my face. That decietfully clever motherfucker. As i looked into his eyes i knew he had planned it all along. He had this smug look of satisfaction and I thought you know what buddy...two can play that game.
I quickly took off my pants and started beating off furiously. I fuckin went 20 mph on that shit and jizzed all over my dog's face. His face was drooling with my semen and i looked at him and said "There how do you like it?" It turns out he liked it very much as he liked it all clean off his face. Then i said fuck it and went to sleep. The next day he was throwing up a lot and i took him to the vet and got the news. My dog was pregnant!! It was me it had to have been.
So anyways I thought if any of youguys could help me and sign a petition so i could marry my dog. It's the right thing to do right?