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Laptop dumped in our back garden

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 8:59

Hey guys. Some guy from the next door house put a laptop in our garden, leaning it against the fence. This was about half an hour ago, and nobody has come to get it back yet.

What could be going on here? What should I do?

Discuss.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 9:37

If it's on your property, take it inside and do the following:
1)Create folder called "bestiality" or something similar on the desktop
2)screenshot
3)delete folder
4)set screenshot as wallpaper
5)???
6)profit!
Then just call your neighbor and tell them you found their laptop in your yard, and took it inside before a dog pissed on it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 10:10

Leave the laptop there. Maybe cover it with something but leave it there. If it's still there this same time tomorrow, take it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 10:19

It's a trap!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 15:50

call the AOL police

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 15:53

Hey, it's yours now. If it looks nice then take it, if not then have fun blowing it up or something.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 15:55

Burn it with fire

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 18:26

Install linux on to it

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 20:37

prob has cp on it

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 22:27

>>9
Exactly! You must search it for pictures first before you consider giving it back. Also find personal files, credit card numbers and everything else useful. I mean damn, man, people pay money to steal other people's private information and you got practically handed right to you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 22:44

Phase one: Luring nerd out of house.

Phase two: Nerd falls into well concealed hole.

Phase three: You've become instant jap celebrity.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-14 0:28

*meow*
cats are so cute

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