Name: Satan !ONk14TfQNk 2007-01-05 23:11
For a limited time, Hell, Inc. is currently running a promotion whereby ALL USERS WHO POST COMMENTS ON THIS THREAD THAT SAY SOMETHING BAD AGAINST MENTALLY CHALLENGED PEOPLE will receive a FREE 90-day* trial** of the*** world-class resort**** known as Hell. Join the ranks of the upper class, rich, and cruel, and try out Hell today!
*Please consult your local transdimensional time conversion chart for current time conversion rates. Effective time spent may be slightly longer than 90 days.
**Those who wish to leave early are responsible for bringing their own means of transdimensional transportation.
***This is a figurative term that actually refers to the many individual-yet-united labyrinthic complexes of Hell. There may be an infinite number of them.
****If you like pain.
*Please consult your local transdimensional time conversion chart for current time conversion rates. Effective time spent may be slightly longer than 90 days.
**Those who wish to leave early are responsible for bringing their own means of transdimensional transportation.
***This is a figurative term that actually refers to the many individual-yet-united labyrinthic complexes of Hell. There may be an infinite number of them.
****If you like pain.