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Post the # of times you fapped this year

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 22:06

You know, for the entire year of 2007.

7 times

Name: LordRiordan 2007-01-04 22:18

20. No joke.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 22:26

like 3.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 22:28

Like 15

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 22:29

600+

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 22:29

over 9000

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 22:37

4 or 5? having a japanese girlfriend helps reduce the amount of fapping and increase the number of bjs

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 22:55

Good question. I've fapped 5 times.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 23:21

0..  I'm dead serious

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 23:57

oh, i knew i was forgetting something this year.  no wonder i've been feeling so out of sorts lately.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 0:10

>>7
lmao, in your dreams, virgin. and a weeaboo too. lulz

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 0:34

>>9
>>10
Good luck making it past January.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 0:56

Does it count if you just stroked yourself?  Or you have to actually cum?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 1:39

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Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 1:41

3,894,108,567,438,547,543,329,765,876,510,738,267,712,346,724,614,798,742,484,994,463.105301

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 1:42

>>14

I've got a lot of catching up to do. *fap*

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 1:47

>>13
The latter.

Name: 6544444444444444hfg 2007-01-05 3:21

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Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 3:30

about 3 or 4. not much fappage

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 3:31

>>19
Compared to the usual, eh?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 20:13

Abstinence is the key.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 20:36

twice a day so, 10 times or so already, on a unrelated note; can someone tell me what does SOJ stand for?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 21:13

well let's see... an average of 2 or 3 faps a week, multiplied for 52 that's... between 104 and 156, so let's say 130, and everyone of them was fantastic (BTW i swallowed like 8% of my 2006 cum)

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 21:16

>>23
oh wait... you meant on 2007..., then it's like about 4 times

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 1:55

Around 40 times...

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 2:26

At least 7

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 4:01

Haha 0
Also total in life: 0
DO I WIN???

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 4:14

>>27
Just wait until your balls fully develop.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 4:21

>>28
I'm 23 :S

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 4:42

>>29
Oh so you're a fucking liar?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 6:11

fap fap

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 10:53

me?? i think like 11 but still

>>27
YOU DONT SPEAK TRUTH
I tryed to quit becuase it was drying up my amunaition but i couldn't go for like more than 3 days with out a fap -.-'

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 10:58

uhh, about 13 i guess, but that's only cos i broke up with my Girlfriend and i just end up having text sex with some girl i have known foar aaages and hopefully i'll fuck her soon, too

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 16:22

Can you imagine how high the numbers would be at the end of the year for 4channers?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 18:26

i believe 0 times

i am a girl, and a virgin

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 19:33

>>35
My favourite post of the thread.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 21:08

>>35
If you're a girl (not likely, no girls in the Internet, etc.), what the fuck are you doing? You are missing a precious pleasure, and what's worse, a would-be lucky guy is missing it as well! Go fuck your best friend or something, give pleasure to the world and yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 21:23

>>37
wtf
Tip of the day

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 21:30

I have an average of 2.5 by day so around 17

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 21:39

>>37
No dont

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 23:41

>>25
lmao loser

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 0:22

>>39
2.5, so that means that you fall asleep halfway the third?

Name: Gaston 2007-01-07 3:40

Well it has been seven days, so seven give or take two.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 4:11

uhh need some help here

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 5:12

I've done it once this whole year, I think I might have finally defeated this habit. I might still go to Hell though.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 9:33

18-20

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 15:14

so far? once.

last year, though, ~300 times

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 15:56

5-15~

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 19:05

>>45
Nope, you can still be saved. Know how? By getting a real girlfriend and becoming a real man. That's how one "Wins" in life. And trust me, you'll have the motivation and energy you need to get a real girl if you hold off on fapping. It works like a charm. I mean, that's how most men did it before our age.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 19:24

Times fapped: 8
Times fapped to incest stories and doujins: 6
Times fapped to dickgirls and feet: 2

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 19:27

>>37
>>40
Here's a better way: If you're a girl, doing it by yourself is actually a good idea. Why? Because otherwise you'll end up like most women I've met. They hardly know what sex is until some guy teaches them, and come on, you do NOT want it to be that way. I mean, isn't it kinda stupid that I've met girls who don't even know if they've had an orgasm or not? Even though they've had sex more than a few times.

Girls, you have to learn about your own body. Touching a thumb is the same as touching any other part. It really is just flesh and nerves. And unfortunately if girls want to get anything out of sex--I'm not joking, lok at the girls I know--you do need to know how your body works.

Us guys have it too easy, we don't need to do or learn anything really about ourselves. But both men and women have to learn about the female body. Weird, isn't it?

Knowing the female body makes sex better for both of you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 22:12

i'd say about 25 so far...

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