has this ever happen

Ss the other day I was walking in park lookin for some hookers, you know just your routine day. then suddenly I heard a feint sound from behind the bushes, I paid no attention to it and moved on, as I got further I heard it again, it started to creep me out.  so I walked towards to bushes and suddenly I giant Gorilla wearing Boxing gloves jumped out of the bushes and gave me one-two combination.  as I was recovering from the dazzed head and blurred vision I got cracked with a right hook and I faded. 
what the hell was that, what was a Gorilla wearing Boxing gloves doing in the park, since then I never go to pick up hookers unless I am wearing my boxing gloves, just in case of another Gorilla attack.

Has this ever happen to you, and if so what did you do.

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do you know how strong gorillas are? they are strong enough to lift themselves using only one finger, and they weigh more than 150 kilograms. if a gorilla really did give you a right hook, you'd be seriously injured. it wouldn't require much work for them to literally knock your head off your body.

hmm maybe it was a dudewearing a gorill suit
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