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How do I make my wang bigger?

Name: Wang 2007-01-04 12:25

Is there any way to add 2" to my wang by May 20th?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 12:27

Lawl... er try penis pumps

.... Ebay...

dunno if they work

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 12:30

I hear those things severely damage your wang. That's one thing I wouldn't try.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 12:36

get a penile implant, kind of like boob implant.
its amazing what silicone can do now a days

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 12:42

I hear that just makes it wider. I need length.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 12:46

LENGTH AND GIRTH

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 12:58

Well, penis pump IS the way to go. Yes, it hurts and is in no way healthy, but neither is a surgery, the only alternative... Why exactly do you want to enlarge your penis anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 13:01

just punch it hard so it is swollen before trying to get an erection, then it will appear bigger

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 14:54

shave all your pubic hair off. it'll make your penis "look" maybe 1 or 2 inches longer that is if you had alot. also, do not fap at all untill may 20th. less fapping= more cum, and a thicker penis

Name: LordRiordan 2007-01-04 14:58

Every 20lbs of fat you drop you will gain 1 inch in penis size. Shaving off most of the hair will also make it APPEAR bigger.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 15:03

hm yea, but if you weigh less then 150, i wouldn't advise losing 20 pounds..especially since your a guy. you can also make your penis more veins n buffer looking if you start lifting weights or work out. u can get it done by the time may 20th.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 15:06

>>9
I always thought that sperm was made and kept in balls... but well what do i know

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 15:13

>>12
It is, but if you cum like every single day, it doesn't produce cum the next time you fap. sperm takes like a 3-4 days to make once u fap. thats why it feels better if wait like a month then fap. when u fap everyday your cum get thinner and thinner, and your balls shrink. so if u see someone with like 1 drop of cum and small ballz, it means they  beat their meat too much.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 17:56

>>1
Stupid, you can't. All you can try (operations, pumps, etc.) will only break it and you'll become impotent.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 1:17

ASK WANG-DI
HES LOOKING FOR THE WANG MIRRIORS

AND WTF... WHY DID THE MOD DELETE ALL THE POSTS

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 1:18

>>15

FORGET THAT, NEVERMIND

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 1:33

>>16

NOOB STFU GTFO

Name: Large Wang !LaPsSTFAKk 2007-01-05 1:47

Hello my young smallwang.

My name is Large Wang, I am from the deep mountains in eastern Tibet.

I have perfected the art of Penis Enlargement using natural, painless means.

I can teach you these secrets, if you are willing to learn.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 2:06

Ask yo doctor, foo. Surgery results in slightly increased size but also partial loss of function. Pumps do nothing permanent, and all pills come from teh intarwebzez--the land of troof and lize.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 2:59

just try enzyte.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 3:06

stick your cock in a nuclear reactor

MUTATED COCK FOR THE WIN

watch as your cock kills people

Name: Bill Nye 2007-01-05 3:17

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