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Am I Gay?

Name: SomeGuy 2007-01-04 1:56

OK, this is a serious question. I don't find men attractive at all. Never in all my 25 years of being a man have I ever looked at another man and found them attractive.

HOWEVER, about a year ago I was up late at night and bored. I was flipping through the channels and read "Showtime: Up next The Crying Game". I knew I heard the title before and that there was supposed to be some shocking twist, but I had never seen the movie. So I said what hell and watched.

Unable to guess the twist, when it finally came, it hit me in the stomach like... something hitting me in the stomach. By the end of the movie, I had all sorts of feelings stirred up inside of me. It was 2:30AM. Too sleepy to contemplate matters further, I went to bed.

Obviously intrigued by the movie, I wikied and googled it to learn more.

To make a long story short, after battling moral, ethical, and religious issues over and over in my mind and questioning my own sexuality for the last couple of months, I now find myself looking at pictures of Traps and fantasizing about dating one.

Though, I can't help but wonder. Does this make me gay? I was out recently drinking with my friends one night. We got to asking a series of stupid immature questions. "Would you kick Jet Li for a million dollars?", "Would you bang Martha Stewart?"; stupid questions. Eventually someone asked "Would you bone a dude if he looked like a really hot chick?". I don't know if it was the alcohol or what, but I blurted out "Fuck yeah!" and one of my friends said "Hell naw! Dude, that's gay!" and everyone started laughing. After that night, the "that's gay" part has been bouncing around in my skull ever since. Am I gay?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 2:00

You sound confused, not homosexual. Maybe you're bi? And you really have to ask yourself- does it even matter?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 2:10

You may be catching gay.  Did you get a vaccine this fall?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 2:21

You need to suck exactly 15 cocks to be sure if you are gay or not.  If, after 15 cocks, you feel that you are still not sure and maybe should suck another cock, that means you are gay.

Name: SomeGuy 2007-01-04 2:31

2>>

Perhaps it really doesn't matter when I think about it. Maybe I shouldn't try to label myself.

Name: Hell naw! 2007-01-04 2:49

Dude, that's gay!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 2:57

yeah.. you're a homo alright

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 3:33

it is gay if the balls are touching. If not, then it is not gay

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 3:35

>>1
>>I'm a super-homo-gay-pillow-biting-flaming-all-day-long faggot.

fix'd

Name: VERY Anonymous person 2007-01-04 5:12

I find 1 guy in particular really attractive. Shame he isn't talking to me...

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 5:19

You're not really gay unless you have done it with a guy. maybe that movie just messed up your head a bit.

Name: Anocchi 2007-01-04 5:20

You're not really gay unless you have done it with a guy. maybe that movie just messed up your head a bit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 5:24

>>11, >>12
double load

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 10:28

You might find guys kind of attractive occasionally, but if you need to know, just ask yourself one question: Am I into penis?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 12:01

>>14

I know I am :D

mmmm delicious penis must suck it <3

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 12:05

my mama told me,
life is like a box of penises.
you never know what you're going to get.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 12:12

i wish i was gay

oh well, heterosexuality for me...

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 14:59

well considering you DO like penis..even though it's on a women, it'd say slight bi-sexual. if you were 100% straight, the very fact of being attracted to a penis would turn you off. so your probably turning bi. or just like dick girls

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 15:23

Nah, no bisexuality.

You're turning gay. Soon you'll form a chryslis, and in three months, you'll emerge as a fairy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 15:26

You're so far back in the closet you're in narnia.

Name: Rocko 2007-01-04 15:31

Weiners! Weiners! Weiners! Put 'em in your mouth! Weiners! Weiners! Weiners! Get it it's like my Johnson!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 15:34

Man you're a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 17:54

>>1
Be careful, you have caught the gay. Now you have to get rid of it if you don't want to become a FAGGOT.

Seriously though, you're still straight and like woman, and the fact you're only considering guys when they look like woman is proof of it. Men may be turned on by traps (and women by strap-on lesbian sex) because they feel identified with the protagonist, rather than wanting to fuck him/her. You have a cock and you know how it feels, so if you see another cock you may feel emphatically aroused.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 18:41

>>23

WIN.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 18:52

macho macho man MACHO MAN!!! I've got to be macho man!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-31 15:38


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