They have brims to keep the sun out of people's eyes, so many people wear them for utility purposes. Many balding people wear hats to hide their baldness. Hats also provide another accessory for someone who's wearing a hat for its fashion value.
People where hats because they are alien mind control devices. Do not meet the gaze of anyone wearing a hat. They may place you under a trance that will make your subconcious desire its very own alien mind control device.
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Anonymous2007-01-04 3:41
I'm bald and being bald in the Australian sun is cruise control to skin cancer. The use of hats in combination with sun screen will help mitigate this problem. Also, my hats are equipped with corks that dangle from the ends of string for the purpose of keeping flies away from my face. The corks are very effective in achieving this goal.
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Anonymous2007-01-04 3:44
if by /b/ you mean, 'i'm stupid', yes you are
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Anonymous2007-01-04 4:11
I enjoy watching the corks move on you Austalians' hats
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Shoes2007-01-04 4:33
im shoes and i hate cockmongling nigger kikes who wear those gayass faggoty caps
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Anonymous2007-01-04 15:18
136 GET!
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Anonymous2007-01-04 15:42
Kikes fly good in the wind with a string attached.