Hay guys it's me, John Edwards!

How are you all doing tonight? Wait, don't answer that! I'm getting a happy or sad or angry or nervous or content or bored energy. Someone's feeling one of those right now.

Okay, now I'm getting name. I'm getting a... A? Does your name start with A? Or maybe B? Okay, C? D? E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z? Any of those?

And you're... male? Female? One of them.

There's a piece of ass for you right around the corner