what the fuck will you do 4chan

..on new years eve? huh??

lol i aint doin shit

i seriously hate at the uncouth louts who smash bottles on the streets around this time. so im staying in!! no tacky parties for me

and it only occurred to me that 2006 is only just ending now. well it makes no big difference to my life apart from writing a 7 instead of a 6.

In my culture, we print out a picture of cracky-chan each day of the year. Then, beginning at 12 AM on new years day, we closet ourselves up in a room and dont leave until we have fapped onto each and every one of them. With each orgasm onto her pristine face, the last years sins and worries are washed away and we can begin the new year fresh.