“An Eventful and Diastrous 2006″

The events of 2006 didn’t give much hope for those of us referred to as the lunatic fringe or, as one of our next Presidential candidates calls us, “the vast right-wing conspiracy.”

It is too early to know our choices, but the thought of choosing between Barack Obama, Hilliary Clinton, John McCain, Condoleezza Rice, Rudy Giuliani, Newt Gingrich, or Al Gore for President should frighten and amaze you. If it doesn’t, then you have officially become like those Americans who spend their nights camped out on concrete awaiting the arrival of the latest Playstation or the opening of the newest Krispy Kreme donut shop.

Oblivious to what is going on around them, they plan their lives around the purchase of toys, trinkets, and junk food. The opening of the Peoria Krispy Kreme Donuts created such excitement that 100 good little “consumer units” lined up in automobiles and camped out on sidewalks (during December no less) to be one of the first to scarf down their artery-clogging sugar fixes. Politicians were on hand and a local high school band played at the ribbon-cutting.

One can only hope that their motivation was their depression over America’s deterioration, which created a suicidal tendency to end it all by inducing a coronary. I would hate to think that it was just an ordinary obsession with valueless junk food.

On a more optimistic note, maybe they were just all fat liberals.

In any event, let me list some of the issues of 2006 that concerned those of us who don’t sleep on sidewalks in order to spend money at the earliest possible hour of the morning.

The Iraq War was the biggest news event in 2006 because it has resulted in the deaths of thousands of Americans and the wounding and maiming of additional thousands.

Even the staunchest Bush supporters and apologists now admit that it is going poorly, to say the least. We have sparked a civil war, been responsible for the deaths of thousands of Iraqi civilians, and provided a fertile environment for the recruitment of more terrorists.

We have replaced order, albeit repressive order, with chaos and death and have tried to impose an unlikely democracy in a nation where it has never been tried nor welcomed.

We have been lied to by our political leaders almost from day one about an Iraqi connection to the 911 terrorists and about weapons of mass destruction.

Wouldn’t it be refreshing to see a documentary about exactly which political leaders, “expert commentators,” and “news analysts” were pushing for this war and see how many of them are still employed?

America is suffering from an epidemic of bad advice and we desperately need to find new sources from which we formulate public policy.

Crime and political corruption flourished in America during 2006, both by homegrown criminals and by the aliens living among us. Sadly, some of our own citizens joined forces with alien criminals. A disproportionate number of Hispanic Border Patrol agents, placed in those jobs by diversity-mongers trying to avoid charges of racial profiling, have been arrested for crimes involving drug and human smuggling along our southern border.

Across the nation, in places like Kentucky, Washington, Colorado, and Georgia, headlines were made by Mexicans, Somalis, Muslims and other aliens who can’t adjust to our societal values or simply detest them. Their crimes of violence are paralleling those of aliens who were allowed to invade European countries like France and England. Yet, we blindly pretend that it isn’t happening or that it is somehow our fault for not being more tolerant.

We have lost the lessons of history concerning language, faith, race, and culture. We will never be prepared to fight back unless we acknowledge to ourselves that it is not hatred, racism, or bigotry to wish that our own people and their way of life survive.

BUMP! NECROMANCY!!