Name: Anonymous 2006-12-27 7:31
This is my thread. There are many like it but this one is mine. My thread is my best friend. It is my life. I must moderate it as I must moderate my life. Without me, my thread is useless. Without my thread I am useless. I must type my thread true. I must type better than my enemy, who is trying to outsmart me. I must nuke him before he nukes me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my thread and myself are defenders of this forum, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there are no moderators, but peace. Amen.