Depressed :-(

Hi guys I need some help. 

I'm really badly depressed. School is just getting to me, and I can't take much more of it.  What can I do?  Every day is exactly the same, I wake up in the morning and alarm gives out a warning, I don't think I'll ever make it on time. By the time I got my books and I give myself a look I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by. It's all right, because I'm saved by the bell. If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess and my dog ate all my homework last night. Riding low in my chair, she won't know that I'm there.  If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be alright.  It's alright, because I'm saved by the bell.

Thanks for any help guys... ;(

>>16
Don't be ridiculous. You can't have sex with a fictional character. That's physically impossible.