I'm really badly depressed. School is just getting to me, and I can't take much more of it. What can I do? Every day is exactly the same, I wake up in the morning and alarm gives out a warning, I don't think I'll ever make it on time. By the time I got my books and I give myself a look I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by. It's all right, because I'm saved by the bell. If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess and my dog ate all my homework last night. Riding low in my chair, she won't know that I'm there. If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be alright. It's alright, because I'm saved by the bell.
Thanks for any help guys... ;(
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Anonymous2006-12-25 21:15
Make a sex tape and then 'leak' it to the media yourself in a transparent attempt to restart a shitty acting career.
>>8
Jesus killed my family, raped my dog, sent the IRS after me, peed in my coffee, and gave me a wedgie.
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Anonymous2006-12-27 13:43
sounds more like raptor jesus to me...
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Anonymous2006-12-27 20:10
well, raptor jesus has his own style, you know? he is TEH AWESOME. only once i prayed to oprah, and i gots me sum moneys for a motorcycle the next day(even tho shes a fuckin nigger bitch)
>>1
Well, it's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the--
It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the--
It's all right 'cause I'm saved by the bell.
*Guitar riff*
Dye your hair blond and slick it back, get a witty, charming and overall too-funny-to-ever-get-in-any-real-trouble attitude, start hanging out with a wrestling jock, feminist hobag, rich nigger girl, the hotness girl and some absolute freak, and pull various pranks, usually including the principal of your school, in a pathetic attempt to get some booty. Life will seem more fun already.
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Anonymous2007-01-09 12:39
Its okay had intercourse with your girlfriend...she says im atleash 5inches bigger...stupid small wang'd jap.
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Anonymous2007-01-15 17:53
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolo
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Anonymous2007-01-15 18:34
>>16
Don't be ridiculous. You can't have sex with a fictional character. That's physically impossible.
yeah i've been going through some tough times lately too....
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said 'you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air'
u have everything and nothing to worry about why the fuck how could you ever be depressed. Well your not. you dont know the meaning becuz ur a rich spoiled brat gets everything.
Aw! I've got to take a crap! I've got a turtle head pokin' out!
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2009-02-03 10:10
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Anonymous2009-02-03 12:33
Im the sammme way..why do you think I'm skipping school right now, riding the train back and forth until 2:30? I hope the same train workers don't see me again.