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myspace introductions

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-23 23:12

i type to random girls on myspace "hi, what's up?  i'm rob btw."  i always seem to get the msg read but rarely responded.  is that a bad line if i'm trying to hit on a girl on myspace?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-23 23:15

you should say, "Hi. I'm Jamal. I have a big deek and an Escalade."

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-23 23:16

i'm assuming i should insert in my own name and car in there.  lol maybe i'll try it once.  i'll let you know how it went (assuming i get a reply)

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-23 23:17

i'll try it once.  assuming i get a reply i'll post what it is.

Name: jacf29 2006-12-23 23:19

i was just thinking.  maybe the problem is i'm not aggressive enough.  sorry for the double post btw

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-23 23:44

My friend goes up to women and says "Wanna Fuck?". He gets slapped quite a bit but has scored a few times as well.

Name: jacf29 2006-12-23 23:47

that's going up to women though.  i guess you could do it on myspace but how effective can it really be?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-24 2:40

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/profile/2%20Hot%204%20U/
harrass this chick, she has huge xbox boobs you dont even need a verified email for this site make up a fake one, log in spam like fuck to this chick and leave Lawl

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-25 14:59

>>1
Noone would reply to that, its boring.

Name: muse !uC/5kzgkGE 2006-12-25 15:09

Just keep harassing them.

Name: cheeseball 2006-12-25 18:25

>>1
tell her her views are interesting, or something about the music in her profile. I think that's a good convo starter.
then, when she thanks you for it do a quick bit of research on discography and geenral info just add in something like "yes i've been listening to them all my life" or some made up bullshit that you found on your search and BINGO she will most definetly take an interest =)

*another save by the chicks on 4chan*

Name: cheeseball 2006-12-25 18:26

P.S. I want an update

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-25 19:25

I've told random girls online "Marry me."

Most of the time they took it as a joke, but a few times I got actual reasons why they couldn't.  (Engaged, boyfriend, busy with work.)

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-25 20:20

Myspace girls are a hit and miss sort of thing.  Just like in RL (lol, wuts that) girls can be nice and reasonable, or than can also be shallow and bitchy, and all the other combinations.  They might see your profile and think they're too good for you (even if they're wrong).  Then again, they might be on the rag and be tired because girls get a million messages a day saying "hey ur hot, lets hook up, yo!"  It's a matter of luck in instances like that.  Either you come off as a pussy who doesn't understand women or you come off as a hornball that doesn't get women.  Getting a response on myspace is just a numbers game, so spam spam spam.  Try to create a good copy pasta and let it fly.  Then wait.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-25 21:10

lol myspace

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-25 21:45

Also, consider messaging women outside your age group, younger or older.  Even if you're not really interested in them you can at least practice on them.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-25 21:50

I used myspace for about a month or two. This one girl was really interested in me, but her mom kept deleting me from her Friends.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-25 23:05

Your mom got a big dick?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-26 10:41

STALK HER

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