Rollercoaster masturbation

I have a great idea about how to make rollercoaster rides new and exciting again, a whole new level.  As it really gets going, whip out your cock and get masturbating.  As girls scream when the coaster does spins or turns, it will make the masturbation that much more fun.  I'm pretty sure that no amusement park has rules against it.

wont you get dirty as soon as the Gforce starts kicking in?

I believe that if you time the ejaculation to occur as you enter a loop-de-loop, the angular momentum will take you out of the path of the ejecta.

what a lamo idea!

ill go to Busch Gardens this winter and do it and tell you all my experience

>>1
Virgin

Sounds pretty cool.

>>6
What the fuck is wrong with you trying to call out male virgins all the time, you must be 15 or queer, GTFO 18+ only, kid

>>5
Now you have a sense of adventure that I admire

>>8
also a virgin

>>9
look behind you, I'm the guy with the cock in your ass, wiseguy