Theres a girl I know that I dont know why, But I'm extremely attracted to. Shes 13, Shes not that hot, And shes relatively annoying. Now I'm 15, And I'm Best friends with her brother, And I'm on very good terms with there mom and dad, And not on very good terms with the police. So rape is Far off the list. I reaaaaaaaallly like her. I mean, Shes the type of girl I'd want to marry. But I really have no clue what to do. I see her frequently becuase shes friends with my homosexual brother, But admiring her is not enough.
Anyone have any advice?
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Anonymous2006-12-18 23:26
This must be copypasta
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Bob Saget2006-12-19 1:18
I'm not joking. Theres nothing wrong with a 15 year old liking an almost 14 year old, is there? And besides, Its not like shes my sister.
you are very clueless , just flirt with her and make her flatter herself, then talk about things like yourself or your life or anything she might be interest in. if all goes well ask her to go on a date and blah blah blah~
and if it doesnt work out, take a picture of face , post it on a sex doll, and masturbate it
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Anonymous2006-12-19 1:34
rape her
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Bob Saget2006-12-19 1:34
"you are very clueless"
QFT.
I'm homeschooled, So I've never been on a date. I talk to like... 5 girls in a year. And most of the time I dont have the courage to talk to them, except for small talk.
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Anonymous2006-12-19 1:57
Stick you boy penis in her girlvagina
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Bob Saget2006-12-19 2:22
But I thought girls had a penis, boys have a vagina.
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Bob Saget2006-12-19 2:41
never mind what i said, I LIKE COCKS
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Anonymous2006-12-19 3:25
suck her penis with your butt mouth
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Bob Saget2006-12-19 12:46
I'm afraid of the vagina as I heard that it was filled with rows upon rows of razor sharp teeth among other dangerous things such as barbed wire, razorblades, and Lex Luthor. Further more I am a gigantic faggot and only want to jump this broad because I want my friends to think I'm straight, thus making it all the more easier to admire their packages in gym class.
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Anonymous2006-12-19 13:03
Educate her on how the japanese say hello.
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Anonymous2006-12-19 14:14
Um wait til you pass puberty.. high school relationships dont usually lead anywhere..if you're wanting to marry her that is
you know, this kind of pasta is what 4-ch.net/love is for
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Bob Saget2006-12-24 14:08
>>5 >>12 >>15
Seeing no other choice, I analy raped her just a several minutes ago and now she's traumatised and I'm getting sued by her parents. My friend & little brother kicked my ass too for raping her... I was unable to fight since my heart was broken from her emotional damage caused by me.