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Need some help with a girl

Name: Bob Saget 2006-12-18 23:23

Okay, Dont post bullshit like "rape her".

Theres a girl I know that I dont know why, But I'm extremely attracted to. Shes 13, Shes not that hot, And shes relatively annoying. Now I'm 15, And I'm Best friends with her brother, And I'm on very good terms with there mom and dad, And not on very good terms with the police. So rape is Far off the list. I reaaaaaaaallly like her. I mean, Shes the type of girl I'd want to marry. But I really have no clue what to do. I see her frequently becuase shes friends with my homosexual brother, But admiring her is not enough.

Anyone have any advice?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-18 23:26

This must be copypasta

Name: Bob Saget 2006-12-19 1:18

I'm not joking. Theres nothing wrong with a 15 year old liking an almost 14 year old, is there? And besides, Its not like shes my sister.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-19 1:31

>>1

you are very clueless , just flirt with her and make her flatter herself, then talk about things like yourself or your life or anything she might be interest in. if all goes well ask her to go on a date and blah blah blah~

and if it doesnt work out, take a picture of face , post it on a sex doll, and masturbate it

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-19 1:34

rape her

Name: Bob Saget 2006-12-19 1:34

"you are very clueless"

QFT.

I'm homeschooled, So I've never been on a date. I talk to like... 5 girls in a year. And most of the time I dont have the courage to talk to them, except for small talk.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-19 1:57

Stick you boy penis in her girlvagina

Name: Bob Saget 2006-12-19 2:22

But I thought girls had a penis, boys have a vagina.

Name: Bob Saget 2006-12-19 2:41

never mind what i said, I LIKE COCKS

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-19 3:25

suck her penis with your butt mouth

Name: Bob Saget 2006-12-19 12:46

I'm afraid of the vagina as I heard that it was filled with rows upon rows of razor sharp teeth among other dangerous things such as barbed wire, razorblades, and Lex Luthor. Further more I am a gigantic faggot and only want to jump this broad because I want my friends to think I'm straight, thus making it all the more easier to admire their packages in gym class.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-19 13:03

Educate her on how the japanese say hello.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-19 14:14

Um wait til you pass puberty.. high school relationships dont usually lead anywhere..if you're wanting to marry her that is

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-24 4:34

Put a bag on that shit and give her motormouth.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-24 5:47

>>1
RAPE IS THE ONLY OPTION

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-24 5:53

>>15
Underage B&

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-24 13:26

you know, this kind of pasta is what 4-ch.net/love is for

Name: Bob Saget 2006-12-24 14:08

>>5
>>12
>>15
Seeing no other choice, I analy raped her just a several minutes ago and now she's traumatised and I'm getting sued by her parents. My friend & little brother kicked my ass too for raping her... I was unable to fight since my heart was broken from her emotional damage caused by me.

Thanks alot /lounge, you ruined my life.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-24 22:39

MOTORMOUTH

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-24 23:50

>>18
Become an hero.

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