People take the internet too seriously.

The other day I jokingly threatened to brutally rape and slaughter a couple people and they said they'd call the police! I was obviously kidding! You people need to lighten up.

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Fags.

OMFG!! i can just imagine the phonecall.

"Hello, police, there is a man or a woman, who;s age, location, name and description i don't know, posting threats on the internet"