Name: Anonymous 2006-12-14 19:18
10. She's not fat.
9. I'd bring her to within seconds of orgasm and then bring up Bill Clinton or the New Deal.
8. Because she looks like a pony and I would enjoy saying, "whoa, girl, whoa!"
7. Just to rub it in Bill Maher's face.
6. The movie Ladybugs.
5. Just to cock-slap her and tell her she's a dirty whore with the truest conviction.
4. For the post-coital arguing. I've never seen glow and indignance at once.
3. Because she seems to honestly think there are liberals all over the mainstream media, which is cute in a baby-shits-its-pants sort of way.
2. Beyonce is unavailable.
1. Because I'm bi-curious.
9. I'd bring her to within seconds of orgasm and then bring up Bill Clinton or the New Deal.
8. Because she looks like a pony and I would enjoy saying, "whoa, girl, whoa!"
7. Just to rub it in Bill Maher's face.
6. The movie Ladybugs.
5. Just to cock-slap her and tell her she's a dirty whore with the truest conviction.
4. For the post-coital arguing. I've never seen glow and indignance at once.
3. Because she seems to honestly think there are liberals all over the mainstream media, which is cute in a baby-shits-its-pants sort of way.
2. Beyonce is unavailable.
1. Because I'm bi-curious.