Halp me, /Lounge/!

I'm addicted to masturbation. I cannot go three hours (not counting time spent sleeping) without jacking off. It's really interfering with my life. I do not have the will power to stop on my own. What can I do aside from cutting my dick off?

>>17
I think you need to read a bit more closely, yourself.

Jackin' and jerkin' your McGerkin is definably living itself.  Hence, it's just not possible to find masturbation to be "interfering with life".  Fapping is life.  Life is fapping.

You may as well say that breathing is getting in your way.