Halp me, /Lounge/!

I'm addicted to masturbation. I cannot go three hours (not counting time spent sleeping) without jacking off. It's really interfering with my life. I do not have the will power to stop on my own. What can I do aside from cutting my dick off?

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I'm not sure what "global studies" is, but I suspect he teaches it out of his basement, which contains a punching bag, posters of Bruce Lee, and his collection of nunchucks.