Oddly enough my chiropracter was talking about people who use pills daily to get rid of pain and only wind up fucking up their kidneys or liver in the process. And then he says taking an entire bottle of extra strength Tylenol is for the people who are serious about suicide because it fucks up your liver and there isn't a way to help you soon after you take it.
I trust the guy isn't lying, but does anyone else know about this? How long does it take to kick in? I plan on having a backup way out if this gang I know that wants me dead comes knocking on my door. I'd rather die like that then be gang raped and stabbed to death. They don't use guns, otherwise I'd opt for getting shot instead. Being hacked up doesn't sound like much fun.
I'm not looking for a peaceful or painless death, just a guaranteed one. Watching them literally fuck up the woman you proposed to, and then saying you're next kinda makes me just want to get it over with if you know what I mean. No need for drama, just quick and effective is good. So does Tylenol do what my chiropracter claims? I can't exactly go to my doctor and say "Hey doc, you wouldn't happen to know if taking a bottle of extra strength Tylenol would kill ya for sure, would it? I was just, uh, you know, wondering."
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Anonymous2006-12-10 3:06
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Anonymous2006-12-10 3:30
Chiropracter is another word for witch doctor, but no entertaining bone throught the nose.
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Anonymous2006-12-10 10:10
take a 100 pill bottle of exederin, that should do the job, also wash it down with vodka, burbon, or sherry, maby fireball, make shure to drink enough to passout, that way you die in your dreams, that is what my friend told me 3 days befor he did it himself. so this seams to be a pretty nice way to do it, fucking cops hasseld me for months because i didnt report that he was going to do it.
YOU EVER HEAR OF PROPLE THAKING THE PEOPLE WHO STOP THEM. NO BECAUSE THEY RESENT YOU.
FUCK YOU PIGS FUCK YOU
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Anonymous2006-12-10 12:35
Most suicide attempts by overdose fail. Why? It takes a very long time to die from an overdose of a substance such as Tylenol, so someone might stumble upon said suicidal person. Also, it isn't painless. Quite the opposite.
Go ahead and overdose on Tylenol. You won't die, but your life will be much worse afterwards. But by the sound of it, you don't really want to die, and just want attention. So, yes, I guess this would be a great way to selfishly draw a hell of a lot of attention to yourself.
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Anonymous2006-12-10 12:51
>>5
Actually I'd hop out to the forested area behind my yard, or go down to the creek and do it there so no one would find me for days. Most people who know me think I hate the forest, so they wouldn't look for me there right away.
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Darn witch doctors. I trusted that man! He does good work on my back though.
Oh by the way, if it isn't painless, is it gonna take like hours of agony? Because, well, then I'd go for another method. I was hoping it'd be mostly quick. Which is why I wish lived in an area where people shot each other instead of taking their time to chop you up.
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Anonymous2006-12-10 12:58
>>4
As you wake up in the hospital:
"John, I saved you! I found you after you had taken the pills and called the police! Aren't you grateful? Now they can shove you in the looney bin and if you get out you go right back to the problems in your life that made you want to commit suicide in the first place! Nothing has changed, and people will treat you even worse now!
Isn't being alive better than being dead? Be thankful! :)"
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Anonymous2006-12-10 13:10
Tylenol OD is a dumb way to die. Sure, you'll be irreversibly fucked (barring liver transplantation) at like 2 hours since eating the pills, if you manage not to throw up, but actually dying from liver failure takes up to three weeks and is excruciatingly painful.
Shit, starving yourself to death would likely be more comfortable.
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Anonymous2006-12-10 15:21
>>8
But that would take 3 months. What about dying from dehydration? That seems faster.
Isn't there a better way? I thought it might be simple enough to just down the bottle and be done with it. If I could just get my hands on a damn gun it would be easy. Don't suppose you guys have any extras lying around, eh?
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Anonymous2006-12-10 17:51
No trains near there?
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Anonymous2006-12-10 18:06
>>10
Yeah, that's the best way to kill yourself. Of course, all the people riding the train will hate you for slowing them up.
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Anonymous2006-12-11 12:51
>>10 >>11
Please to be explaining method. I do have a train track nearby, but it's just a single car small thing. I doubt it goes very fast either.