Strangest Fap Location?

Where's the weirdest place you've jerked off?

I've done it in the following locations:

1. In a car ride with my family
2. On a plane
3. IN A CLASSROOM UNDER THE DESK.
4. In the middle of a lake
5. At a sleepover where all my friends fell asleep. I was the only one awake, and, well, it's a nightly thing I do, so...

1) in the same room with my parents.  We were sleeping in a hotel room together (different bed).  I fapped to completion.  I don't even know if they were asleep.
2) Watching gymnamstics in the same room with my sister during the 1996 summer olypics.  I had a blanket over me.  She may have noticed.
3) again in a hotel room, this time with my grandma in there.  No worries about getting caught.  She was asleep.
4) at work...... 5 times in one day.
5) in a sleeping bad right next to my best friend.  We were having a completely normal conversation as I fapped.  I jizzed and no one was the wiser.
6) at a beach.  In water just past my hips.  I fapped as I looked at girls asses on the beach. 
7) I jerked off driving my van.  When I jizzed, I involuntarily floored the gas pedal.  lol.