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Are the potatoes moving

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 1:52

This is very important.  Do you have potatoes in the house?  Go to them now.  Look closely.  Are they moving?  ARE THEY MOVING?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 1:54

They are not moving, no.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 3:16

maybe

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 4:18

>>2
Then you are safe, for now

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 4:19

>>3
Please check again to be absolutely sure about this.  It is vital.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 4:20

They gave me a funny look earlier.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 12:39

Nah mine are staying pretty still for now.

What should we expect?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 12:53

I have very lazy potatoes they consistently refuse to move, even for matters of self-care. They look disgusting and fat.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 13:11

>>1
There is this guy who has 10000s of potatoes in the ground in this really big garden and they expand very slowly, then... when they are huge he takes them all out, puts them on a truck and drives away somewhere and comes back with an EMPTY truck! This happens once a year.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 14:16

oh no, one fell off the table, I do not know how this could have happened!

Please recommend me what to do!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 14:22

Inform authorities immediatly! Do not approach it!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 14:45

OMG THEY'RE MOVING!!! what do i do Anonymous?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 18:54

BOIL 'EM, MASH 'EM, STICK 'EM IN A STEW

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 23:40

>>13
OH NOES!!! NOW THEY'RE MOVING EVEN FASTER! AND THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE SUFFERING!!!

OH THE HORROR!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 1:32

Oh dear, then it has begun

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