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corny pick up lines

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 1:28

What are the cheeziest pick up lines you know?

Heres some:
Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb!
Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day.
Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants.

and of course...

So, uh...you're a girl?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 1:31

Last one's actually a pretty good one. Got me into my current relationship, which has lasted a little under two years now.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 1:31

nice shirt...lets fuck

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 1:35

GIT IN MAH BELLEH

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 1:52

hi

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 2:52

hey

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 11:55

you so fine i wanna wrap yur legs around my head and wear u like a feeding bag

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 13:46

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Name: cheekey 2006-11-27 13:52

hey do you want to go halves on a bastard, or always a bold one if your the bar tender how are you doing for a logger.
how about you buy me a drink.

Name: LordRiordan 2006-11-27 13:56

>>8
I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 13:56

i was the only surviving terrorist bomber on 9/11

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 13:57

Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz i think I saw him on the news and they said so!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 16:04

"HAY /B/...O RLY?...NYORO~N..."

...works every time....

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 16:13

>>12
lol

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