Christianity is a Conspiracy

Yahweh/Jehovah is not the true god, he is simply a supernatural demon that wants you to worship him, and wants to consume your soul when you die. Hence their ridiculous idea of Heaven. Why would it be so great to simply be with God? Ooohh I'm filled with joy and there's righteousness and peace! You can get that feeling with drugs. We never should have turned away from the old pantheons.

Go and take a nap.

Yahweh.....sounds like Yahoo.Does that mean Yahoo is heaven?I'm scared of heaven in that case...

>>2
I don't wanna take a nap!

christianity is not the same as jehova's witness

Shhhh.......don't tell anyone.

>>4
Go to bed, young man!

>>5
It's the the proper name of God in the Old Testament.

wrong again :>

Jehovah occurs more frequently than any other Divine name. The Concordances of Furst ("Vet. Test. Concordantiae", Leipzig, 1840) and Mandelkern ("Vet. Test. Concordantiae", Leipzig, 1896) do not exactly agree as to the number of its occurrences; but in round numbers it is found in the Old Testament 6000 times, either alone or in conjunction with another Divine name. The Septuagint and the Vulgate render the name generally by "Lord" (Kyrios, Dominus), a translation of Adonai—usually substituted for Jehovah in reading.

And Richard Simmons controls it all from his secret moon base.

Richard Simmons controls gay heaven.The typical daily plan for gay heaven is 5 million years of penis stretches.

i want to fuck you. hard.