All of your friends are absoloute dickwads and you can't find anymore because you live in a small, gay town and therefor everyone elese is only worse?!
No, unfortunately I can't move.
I hate everyone. =|
But srsly: Your situation sucks. But you still have the interne- OH SHIT!
Haha, no srsly srsly this time: I think you have the choices of becoming a dickwad and living without RL-friends. That`s not a easy choice, but I hope you aren`t desperate enough to step to a lower level...