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I'm going gay.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-20 15:19

Women are too expensive and bitchy. It was ok when I was 13-14 because they were all cute and stuff, but as I got older they began getting more and more corrupt, constantly whining and bitching and talking behind your back at every tiny mistake you make. Looking straight through you as if they are living in a matrix and you are just a computer program or something, their social lives serious business where they must constantly plot in a world of machiavellian intrigue to gain power over others.. To them nothing matters, philosophy, existence, achievements, they are all minor pawns in their game and if you express interest in such things they consider you weak and easy prey if they can ever be botherred to look your way. They are nothing like they pass themselves off to be in chick flicks, as caring compassionate civilised beings of emotion and empathy, in fact the "good" characters in chick flicks are more like how women want others to see them than how they actually are in exactly the same manner as dictators attempt to glorify themselves to extreme degrees. Of all the women I have dated the same set of events occurs.

1: Flirting, exchange phone numbers.
2: Date, I pay.
3: Date, I pay.
4: Date, I pay.
5: Date, I pay.
6: Date, I say "hey we've been dating and spending a lot of time together, I want to take our relationship one step further", I pay.
7: Phone call "oh sorry it's not working out".
8: Silence, social exclusion, all her friends suddenly go quiet start acting paranoid around me etc..

Sure men can be assholes too, but at least they have the balls to admit they are assholes. Even Stalin knew he couldn't portray himself as a saint. Am I saying women are worse than the worst men in human history? YES. So fuck them. I am not attracted to men, but I can imagine myself getting into the gay lifestyle and shedding my disgust for the male body. Maybe I could find a nice trap, settle down and adopt some kids, in fact I would probably enjoy raising a family with a trap much more than I could with a woman. The cooking and cleaning would be done in an orderly manner with no complaints, I wouldn't have to tolerate satan's incarnation once every month, shopping is much more enjoyable with a gay guy than with a woman, homosexuals are much more sexually liberal than women and we could probably sit together and fap over the same porn without him using it as an excuse to make me grovel before him. That's how I want to spend my life.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-20 15:26

>>1
Buy a real doll aswell.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-20 15:30

The muslims have it right.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-20 15:39

I came!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-20 15:39

4chan is 18+ muslim free GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-20 15:41

delicious copy pasta?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-20 15:53

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-20 17:07

Ibrahim, Ibrahim, Ibrahim,
Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah will pray for you.
Hey!

Mustapha, Mustapha, Mustapha Ibrahim.
Mustapha, Mustapha, Mustapha Ibrahim.

Mustapha Ibrahim, Mustapha Ibrahim
Allah, Allah, Allah will pray for you.
Mustapha Ibrahim, al havra kris vanin
Allah, Allah, Allah will pray for you.
Mustapha, hey! Mustapha
Mustapha Ibrahim, Mustapha Ibrahim, hey!

Allah-i, Allah-i, Allah-i,
Ibra-Ibra-Ibrahim, yeah!
Ibrahim, Ibrahim, Ibrahim,
Allah Allah Allah-i hey!

Mustapha Mustapha - Allah-i na stolei
Mustapha Mustapha - Achtar es na sholei
Mustapha Mustapha - Mochamut dei ya low eshelei
Mustapha Mustapha - ai ai ai ai ahelei
Mustapha,
Mustapha,
Ist avil ahiln avil ahiln adhim Mustapha,
Salaam Aleikum!

Mustapha Ibrahim, Mustapha Ibrahim
Allah, Allah, Allah will pray for you.
Mustapha Ibrahim, achbar ish navin
Allah, Allah, Allah will pray for you.
Mustapha, Mustapha
Mustapha Ibrahim, Mustapha Ibrahim, hey!

Allah-i, Allah-i, Allah-i,
Ibra-Ibra-Ibrahim, yeah!
Ibrahim, Ibrahim, Ibrahim,
Allah Allah Allah-i hey!

Mustapha Mustapha
Mustapha Mustapha
Mustapha Mustapha
Mustapha Mustapha
Mustapha,
Mustapha,
Vontap ist ahiln avil ahiln adhim Mustapha,
Aleikum Salaam hey!

Name: Non gay dudes 2006-11-20 18:39

You're a stupid fuck.  Thank you for removing yourself from the dating pool, and by extension, the gene pool.  Please go ahead and be gay forever.

Name: gay dudes 2006-11-20 18:39

WE don't fucking want him.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-20 19:54

good that you're going gay, that means more womens for us

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-20 20:04

>>11

agreed,go for it

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-20 20:05

>>11
>>12
gay dudes

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-20 21:51

Pool's closed, enjoy your AlDs!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-20 21:57

>>1 haha loser.
gay men are 1000 times more slutty and diseased than most women. in fact giving each other diseases is encouraged and considered gifts in the gay community.

you must live in a shithole

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-20 22:00

>>13

GAY

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 7:03

This thread is getting HARD GAY fast.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 8:33

>>14


lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 10:45

>>17

at least it gets all the women

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 11:07

I'm a woman and everything he said is true!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 11:27

>>20
Elaborate.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 11:45

>>20
liar no women on the internet

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 14:03

Women want two things, which encompasses many lesser things:

Stability.
Excitement.

If you can do both, then you got it made.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 15:08

Both are provided with my penis.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 2:07

>>23
So if you take a lot of risks, but always win?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 14:17

You can't force yourself to be gay if you aren't already gay. Just accept the fact that no woman is perfect and that not all relationships work out.

Name: 12:24 2006-11-22 15:22

Dude....

Rule one, put the foot down.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 18:23

I'm Saddam.
Saddam I am.

I do not like you,
Uncle Sam.
          
Would you like
to bomb Iraq?

We'll sell you weapons,
despite the ban.
I would not like to bomb Iraq!
Praise be to Allah, and Koran!

Those weapons are
against convention...
          
Nevermind Geneva,
pay no attention!

We hate Iraq,
it's our contention.
We have no qualm,
no apprehension!
I'll give this task
to Ibrahim.
He'll make a plan!
He'll plot a scheme!

          
Business as usual
with your regime.
My inner circle
is full of turds.
Is it any surprise
that we'd gas the Kurds?           


We knew you gassed them
in '88.
We weren't concerned
'til you raided Kuwait.
You caused my invasion
to be abated,
I'm now on
your list of
most hated.

Alright, you win
I'll withdraw.
I'll also kill
my son-in-law.
          
With so little blood
spilled on
your soil,
your plot was much
too easy to foil.
   
   
Could this war
have been for
oil?           


What is this sound?
What is this treason?
Don't mind me,
I'm the voice
of reason.

Now you've started
another war,
in time for
the election of
2004.
          
We won this war
without a hitch!

You hippies have
no right to bitch!
But won't this war
make Bechtel rich?           

Who would you
hire to repair?

Germany? Russia?
Or Jacques Chirac?
This debate is
tedious and may
go on forever.           
            To document it
in rhyme
is a tremendous
endeavor.
Perhaps it's best
to let it die.

Justification is
in the
beholder's eye.
          
            What will
the media report
without a war?

Real news is such
a dreadful chore.
Shark attacks,
SARS, invasion
from Mars.

Terrorism,
sports cars, and
Hollywood stars.
          
            Until we declare
war on
North Korea,
we'll have to
settle for this
journalistic
diarrhea.
This discourse
could go on, but
what's the use?          

Name: Male Chauvinist 2006-11-23 21:48

Fuck the women. Let's look at the world around us instead.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 21:57

>>1
Forced Gay is not authentic Gay.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 22:51

be gay be happy be proud

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