I encourage all heretical 4channers to go out and buy a (preferably arabic so you won't be able to read it) Quran and then cum, piss, and shit on it and distribute pics on the internets to upset the barbarians. It's a war of cultures and we won't win by being PC metrofags.
If we teach muslims the concept of HUMOUR then maybe we won't have to nuke them from orbit later.
I believe that our stongest ally in this struggle is pornography. If we deliver copious amounts of pornography to these countries, in time they will improve. Persuasion is more persuasive in the long run than force.
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Anonymous2006-11-16 14:46
BURN THE BIBLE TOO, IT SUCKS AS WELL
IF ALL THE BIBLES IN THE WORLD WERE COLLECTIVELY BURNED, IT WOULD PROVIDE ENOUGH FUEL TO HEAT OVER 4,000,000 HOMELESS PEOPLE. THE TREES ALONE COULD HOUSE THEM.
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Anonymous2006-11-16 15:03
What a waste of a perfectly good Quran. Especially when the pages are so strong, yet absorbent.
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Anonymous2006-11-16 15:14
>>Desecrating the Quran
"I died because I desecrated the Quran I was such an hero."
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Anonymous2006-11-16 15:23
>>5
If we burned all the homeless people in the world, we'd be able to power the entire planet for years and years to come. Also, they not being able to fart any more, the atmosphere would completely regenerate.
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Anonymous2006-11-16 16:24
>>8
Is this how CHRISTIANS argue? Better burn all heathen CHRISTIANS
"I died because I desecrated the Quran I was such an hero."
:'(
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Osama Bin Laden2006-11-16 19:44
Oh no! Damn you Americans, you are really showing me! If I would have known you were going to spend your money on books and then burn and desecrate them, I never would have attacked you and provoked such terrible consequences!
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Plus we'd get fame for it. All you have to do is utter something like 'Allah's gay' and the next day on the news there'll be like a report showing masses of people going around with your name on a sign.